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Things my classmates have said/ conversations that we have been a part of that I think would make really good incorrect quotes:
Person 1: “technically since I’m younger than you you’re assaulting a minor”
Person 2: “bro were BOTH minors!”
Person 3: “what do you mean you’re ‘ technically’ younger?”
Person 1: “well I’m MORE minor than you!!!”
Person 2: “I literally called you stupid that’s not ASSAULT “
Conversation #2
Person 1: “you know how (teacher 1) takes 5 days to grade assignments?”
Person 2: “yeah?”
Person 1: “(teacher 2) takes 30 minutes.”
Person 2: “WHAT?! I still have a 62 for an assignment I turned in three days ago!”
Person 3: “well if depends on whether (teacher 2) likes you or not
Person 4: why would (teacher 2) like person 1 more than person 2?”
Person 3: “she tried to cut a penny in half”
Person 1: “she tried to cut a penny in half”
Person 2: “ I tried to cut a penny in half.”
Ok I just found these funny and thought “hey what if I make incorrect quotes of my fav characters saying these!” But now after this I’m just burnt out for some reason so I’ll just tag my fandoms below and let other people’s imagination lead the way lol
by the way, these were IN CLASS. Not just in free time. The teachers have witnessed it. Sadly.
“The hand sanitizer is flavored strawberry? Can I eat it?”
“did you know cannibalism is allowed in the u.s along with guns”
“why do you keep rats inside your jeans”
“and what a GREAT receive from flappy bird!”
”I donate one cent to the ‘therapy pls’ starcaster fund”
“wait, if dinosaurs died and their bones became petroleum, and humans have bones too, IS OIL A RENEWABLE RESOURCE NOW?!?! guys, DIG UP CEMETERIES!!”
“I said pencil because it was easier to explain than cutting a penny in half”
*insane hysterical laughter* “my dog died in April!” *more laughing* “it’s funny because he can’t die again!”
“you do NOT go to a fancy restaurant to eat grits”
“can I tell you about the dolphin that ate all the kids!?”
“I worship a god who helps me as long as I don’t touch the golden cookies.”
we have even weirder conversations, but also be free to use these as things your favorite character might say idk.
also will probably make another post adding context to each quote (it will make even less sense)