Curate, connect, and discover
by the way, these were IN CLASS. Not just in free time. The teachers have witnessed it. Sadly.
“The hand sanitizer is flavored strawberry? Can I eat it?”
“did you know cannibalism is allowed in the u.s along with guns”
“why do you keep rats inside your jeans”
“and what a GREAT receive from flappy bird!”
”I donate one cent to the ‘therapy pls’ starcaster fund”
“wait, if dinosaurs died and their bones became petroleum, and humans have bones too, IS OIL A RENEWABLE RESOURCE NOW?!?! guys, DIG UP CEMETERIES!!”
“I said pencil because it was easier to explain than cutting a penny in half”
*insane hysterical laughter* “my dog died in April!” *more laughing* “it’s funny because he can’t die again!”
“you do NOT go to a fancy restaurant to eat grits”
“can I tell you about the dolphin that ate all the kids!?”
“I worship a god who helps me as long as I don’t touch the golden cookies.”
we have even weirder conversations, but also be free to use these as things your favorite character might say idk.
also will probably make another post adding context to each quote (it will make even less sense)