Oh, You're A Man? Whore.

barty and sirius were actually next to each other in azkaban and they bonded over having daddy issues and being gay for their best friend

“It’s getting late…”  “Does it matter?”

Ref by Benjamin Dunbar

i had a dream i cut michaels mullet and dyed his hair like draculaura

Ash on IG Story

i feel so sick like im about to die, in need of a mashton sickfic rn

I made this for my mental stability 🤝

‼️which one of these ISN’T ashton irwin‼️ (hard edition)

bottom right is not a cowboy, it’s a man in a fedora, so therefore bam not Ashton 😤 try again

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Hellooo! I am literally so excited to share this fic and I don’t even know what to say but aaa!! I do have to express the biggest thank you to two of my favorite people in the world, Maya ( @calumsash​ ) and Myle ( @satellitesunset​ ) specifically for helping me write so much of the social media aspect of this fic. I’ve never spent so much time formatting a story ever lol and even if you don’t read it, i would love for you to just LOOK at it because WOW that formatting is sexy.  Hope you enjoy it!! aaa

Summary: Maybe the sunrise doesn’t matter much after all. Calum can watch the sunrise any day. How many days will he get Ashton like this? Shirtless, sporting bedhead in a hotel room, with just the two of them for a few lazy hours alone? 

Soon enough, they’ll be back on the tour bus and Calum won’t be allowed to hold Ashton’s hand anymore.

Word Count: 20,718

Pairing: Calum Hood/Ashton Irwin

Rating: Explicit

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why are americans so intense about literal children’s shows. i don’t wanna judge anyone bc i believe everyone is allowed to enjoy whatever, but there is no need for so many discourse about multicoloured ponies

TELL ME NOW