Behold, The Coolest Thing I Ever Did!

every sunday i wake up hoping ashton irwin remembers how he said he was gonna make us voice notes every week

i was talking about ashtons ass actually. like im 99% if he fall on it it would go ‘boing’ and he’ll just bounce back up

Ashton got a bbl over quarantine

men love being pinned up against walls by other men it makes them feel masculine it's the same as going fishing

oh, you're a man? whore.

$85 for a single logo that i could draw on a blank hoodie with sharpie myself is fucking insane and you take me for a fool if you think I’d buy it

why are u as a man hyping your bro up for simply applying hair gel 🤨 is it because u daydream about running your hands through his hair huh

haunted

Luke checked his makeup over once more, they didn’t have long enough hair to nail the look but he hoped the bow and the wig would work enough for tonight. He fixed the straps of the dress, smoothing it down a bit and turning to look themselves over once more. He checked his hands once more, making sure there was no blood on them, they didn’t want to look messy.

He tucked one more piece of hair behind their ear and then left the bedroom, Petunia following closely behind him. They walked downstairs and saw Ashton, fixing his apron as Penny ran around his legs.

or how not to do a couples costume

(on ao3)

today’s gender: european

ur government assigned jellycat: the tumbletuft cow

thank you so much for this. i will cherish tumbletuff cow forever