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Everyone Who Sees You Wants You

Luke gets a nice photo from his husband

for @le-suspect

Happy birthday darling! A bit ago you asked for Ashton in lingerie taking pics to send to Luke and ta da! I hope you enjoy! I love having you in my ask box and I love talking to you. I hope you enjoy!​

Rating: E for rimming and bjs and lingerie

ao3: https://archiveofourown.org/works/39378513

ao3 writer: *posts the new chapter they literally wrote*

also ao3 writer in the end notes: what i can’t believe my characters would do that?? thats literally crazy dude

Cuties

rating french pet names regulus could call james as a frenchie

chéri kinda hard to picture it bc ppl my age dont rly use it anymore, but it was the 70s so. kinda overused but it means 'dear/darling' which is cute and literal translation gives 'cherished' and i love that. 7/10

bébé he wouldn't. in french bébé is wayyyy less cuter and loving than baby in english. 2/10

mon cœur I LOVE IT. 'my heart' xsuujzaii such a cute pet name. so so so good. my fav. i also think if james had to pick a french pet name to call regulus it'd be this one cuz reg is the heart of the lion <3 20/10.

ma vie it means 'my life' so it could be cute in theory but thats literally how i call my girlies i can't take it seriously. 1/10

ma mie/ma moitié literally no one uses it in france anymore i only know this term bc old books. i know other french ppl would disagree with me but i find it so cute i mean 'my halff'?? i love it. 7/10

mon amour 'my love' is a classic obvi. tbh, not a lot of french ppl my age use it and its a shame i would die if someone called me that. 9/10

ma beauté 'my beauty' is cute but also only family member have called me that so i can't quite picture it. 5/10

mon ange ugh i love love love this one. adorable. underrated. 8/10

ma puce i hate this one. i only let family members. i see a lot of adult men calling their wife/girlfriend that but it doesnt give. 0/10

my personal ranking:

mon cœur

mon amour

mon ange

chéri

ma mie/ma moitié

ma beauté

bébé

ma vie

ma puce

i think barty and sirius should kiss a litte

my favorite 5 seconds of all time

also it's unecessary to drag fanfics bc you think marlene, dorcas, mary, or others are 'out of character'

most of them don't even have canon personalities!! they can't be ooc!! it's all fanon anyway, just bc a fic doesn't write the characters the way you perceive them means theyre ooc

if you don't like it, you can easily stop reading instead of dragging it for no reason

everything we say on this fandom is FANON guys. we take the names, we headcanon things and sometimes we cross a few people here and there posting their headcanons. at times their headcanons and our owns match. we mix the ideas, we turn the headcanons or our thoughts on characters into fics or other things. and those people who share the same headcanon as yours? they will specifically search through tags etc etc etc.

BUT.

other times when you see a headcanon that nothing like your own, you just scroll down. just because another person out there stating their headcanons through tiktok/tumblr/twitter/other fucking apps DOESN'T MEAN THEY ARE CANON AND YOU SHOULD BE BOTHERED. they are just stating what their thoughts on those fucking wizards and witches. it really pisses me off seeing this issue in a fandom that literally every-fucking-thing is fanon. if you don't agree a headcanon don't fall for the mistake by making them in your head the canon and be angry by it.

if you don't like the headcanon then don't fucking care and spread hate. it's not that sirius REALLY.

does the fact that im unable to say sorry make me a bad person