‘that Ship Doesn’t Even Make Sense They Never Even Interacted In Canon!’ Have You Considered That

this is awesome!

“Every Deadpool has a Peter!”

as much as i love secret jegulus with sirius finding out and going overprotective big brother mode, i also love the idea of sirius thinking that no one is ever gonna be good enough for his baby brother. but then again, he knows one person who’s always been caring, generous, kind, funny and really everything regulus deserves. and that person is none other than james potter, his best friend, aka the best person he knows. and so sirius tries to play matchmaker between a very annoyed regulus black and a reluctant but curious james potter <3

the way i went from not shipping jegulily bc i cound't see regulus and lily together to being a hardcore regulily shipper

good girls

“So Miss Perfect, is there another Perfect out there ready for you to get home so they can talk to you about equations? Or make you beg so much you forget about being so smart?” Michael leaned into Luke's space, nearly putting her head on her shoulder. She watched Luke skin flush, "Is there someone? Or are you alone?"

She watched as Calum bit her lip and Luke’s face turned red, “That is none of your business Michael! We aren’t here to learn about my life, we’re here for Calum’s study plans. You aren’t even supposed to be here.”

or Calum is failing her classes, Michael is her girlfriend and they wanna fuck Luke.

(on ao3)

for @escapesos (and their anon)

this gender shit is not funny anymore

is it me or is italy low key off key 

"I want a boyfriend," no you want to pin a boy to a wall with a dagger to his throat, don't settle for less.

First thing you see after you zoom in is how you die

How you dying 👀

men love being pinned up against walls by other men it makes them feel masculine it's the same as going fishing