The Marauders Fandom Doesn't Bat An Eye In Front Of Plus Size Lily But If I Say I Headcanon Sirius As

“it’s so hard to be a jily shipper now” don’t care. sucks to suck.

Ok that's the one

Harry when Quirrel dies due to his actions: lmao sucks to be him

Harry when he forced Lockhart to go first into the Chamber of Secrets: should've made better life choices earlier and not tried to attack me and ron. close your eyes and hope the basilisk isn't hungry I guess

Harry when Death Eaters get killed or maimed due to his actions: sad it had to be this way but oh well

Harry when Umbridge gets carried off by centaurs: lol bye get wrekt

Harry when Draco is in danger or hurt: *crying, shaking throwing up.* THIS IS NOT FINE!!!!!

Happy International Men's Day to all who celebrate

he is my wife he is my babygirl he is my ideal gender presentation

youre covered in blood?? like some kind of slut??

Thanks to to all the Eddie and Steve/Eddie lovers in here for giving me sustenance before the premiere! Love y'all

i present to you: a series of photos of luke’s tummy that i have collected over the past week

when i listen to best friends i always hear ‘i love that ass and body’ and i refuse to look up the real lyrics bc this is too funny