@jizukiru

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

not to mention it's independent of the chromium engine and is its own separate thing

(Looking at you, Brave...)

The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.

by @theworldmaps_

I put the :3 in 3:33 AM

2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

They're always eating everything

she fork on my git til i commit

If my gender was an aur package, it would have the "-git" suffix

this is yuri i think

they're closer to satan

Amtrak hates elves and I need to know what you think about them

idgaf abt elves i am using all my focus on hating gnomes i HATE gnomes stupid fucking gnomes i hate them and while im at it i hate smurfs too and honestly yeah why not throw elves in there. Man fuck elves but mostly fuck gnomes

I like my coffee how I like my partners: Bittersweet, making me constantly want to suck something and making me surprised at the fact I liked it as much as I did

i forget toby fox is a real person and not an unstoppable, all knowing force of goodwill. even in the videos of him he seems omnipotent, like that interview he did where he acted like the annoying dog, his persona. like no one else has the power to say “look at my oc” and show you a picture of sans.