2018 Grinch Has No Edge. He’s Got No Bite. He’s Not Even That Much Of An Asshole. He’s Just A Sassy

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.

terfs and radfems keep calling me a #notallmen pick-me misogynist and IRL misogynists keep calling me a libtard sjw feminazi and here my dumb ass is floating down the river on the Don’t Be A Dickhead dinghy trynna drink my fucking juice

i forget toby fox is a real person and not an unstoppable, all knowing force of goodwill. even in the videos of him he seems omnipotent, like that interview he did where he acted like the annoying dog, his persona. like no one else has the power to say “look at my oc” and show you a picture of sans.

Consider: The Humble Five-SeveN

I'd be too distracted by how cool it is tbh

Seeing a couple be lovey-dovey/PDA in public makes me wanna do the same.

To a firearm made by FN Herstal

'Therd only 2 sexes..? "

Yeah... 5he one i did wirh your dad.... And the orher one with your dad

Oh im sorry fuck i didnt know your das died shit i take it back i take it back oh god i amso sorry jeses fucking christ i had no idea god damn it oh

sleeping on a ferry is nature's fast travel

They're always eating everything

my pronouns are they/he/it/the/fucking/pentagon