Sleeping On A Ferry Is Nature's Fast Travel

2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

the happiness I get from watching stuff compile successfully is nothing compared to the horror of the text turning R E D

Failed to compile. Missing dependency.

i love watching my terminal compile random packages. ==> starting fast_text()... 156 unit tests passed

average cis conception of gender is roughly equivalent to "every single liquid is either type O+ blood or cold-pressed peanut oil." and you're like "are there not perhaps a handful of exceptions" & they get so mad they start funding nazi militias

my pronouns are they/he/it/the/fucking/pentagon

Consider: The Humble Five-SeveN

I'd be too distracted by how cool it is tbh

Seeing a couple be lovey-dovey/PDA in public makes me wanna do the same.

To a firearm made by FN Herstal

i need a peon

@jizukiru

@c-official i have feelings for you

I put the :3 in 3:33 AM

she fork on my git til i commit

If my gender was an aur package, it would have the "-git" suffix

I like my coffee how I like my partners: Bittersweet, making me constantly want to suck something and making me surprised at the fact I liked it as much as I did