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2018 Grinch has no edge. He’s got no bite. He’s not even that much of an asshole. He’s just a sassy gay furry with unusually nice teeth despite his famous theme song declaring otherwise.

1966 Grinch? Now that was a mean, scary bastard. He was a crusty old fuck who hated society so much that he only came off his shitty frozen mountain to commit crimes and terrorism out of spite.

Bennyhoo Cumberland Grinch comes down from his mountain to buy groceries.

You can round the edges off a character to make them more “relatable” or whatever, but you also run the risk of losing what defined them in the first place. The end result is bland and generic.

2018 Grinch is a reflection of modern society’s rejection of real character flaws in the interest of being “unproblematic” and in this essay i will

'Therd only 2 sexes..? "

Yeah... 5he one i did wirh your dad.... And the orher one with your dad

Oh im sorry fuck i didnt know your das died shit i take it back i take it back oh god i amso sorry jeses fucking christ i had no idea god damn it oh

I’m not proud of how hard I laughed at this 😂

not to mention it's independent of the chromium engine and is its own separate thing

(Looking at you, Brave...)

The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.

by @theworldmaps_

I like my coffee how I like my partners: Bittersweet, making me constantly want to suck something and making me surprised at the fact I liked it as much as I did

oh hey, I found the package! Let me install() it!

It finally compiled, no errors! Yay!

5 years down the line:

T H E F I R E S O F D E P E N D E N C Y H E L L B U R N E V E R B R I G H T E R

i love watching my terminal compile random packages. ==> starting fast_text()... 156 unit tests passed

"I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU Coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux." The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows were compiled with GCC, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even if you were correct, you won't be for long." With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.

I end up being the straightest person in the room surprisingly often

"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!