I Don’t WANT A Career. I Want To Cuddle And Sleep And Eat And Read And Create And Love And Be Loved.

its funny how i can instantly recall the past 5 years' worth of market trends on one specific PC accessory, but the moment someone needs me to remember something i collapse into a black hole and die

not to mention it's independent of the chromium engine and is its own separate thing

(Looking at you, Brave...)

The most popular browsers in different countries in 2012 and 2022.

by @theworldmaps_

Old women lying in ponds distributing follower is no basis for a system of governance!

You have too many follower. The Tumbletariat must sieze and redristribute them.

I WAS DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED

after phineas and ferb not a single person forgot the aglet

Consider: The Humble Five-SeveN

I'd be too distracted by how cool it is tbh

Seeing a couple be lovey-dovey/PDA in public makes me wanna do the same.

To a firearm made by FN Herstal

in absolute tears about the pride module at my work

oh hey, I found the package! Let me install() it!

It finally compiled, no errors! Yay!

5 years down the line:

T H E F I R E S O F D E P E N D E N C Y H E L L B U R N E V E R B R I G H T E R

i love watching my terminal compile random packages. ==> starting fast_text()... 156 unit tests passed

I’m not proud of how hard I laughed at this 😂

average cis conception of gender is roughly equivalent to "every single liquid is either type O+ blood or cold-pressed peanut oil." and you're like "are there not perhaps a handful of exceptions" & they get so mad they start funding nazi militias