Its Funny How I Can Instantly Recall The Past 5 Years' Worth Of Market Trends On One Specific PC Accessory,

they're closer to satan

Amtrak hates elves and I need to know what you think about them

idgaf abt elves i am using all my focus on hating gnomes i HATE gnomes stupid fucking gnomes i hate them and while im at it i hate smurfs too and honestly yeah why not throw elves in there. Man fuck elves but mostly fuck gnomes

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collection of posts with the same energy

"I use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually", he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. You use GNU+Linux!' I don't miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn't include the GNU Coreutils, or any other GNU code. It's Linux, but it's not GNU+Linux." The smile quickly drops from the man's face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth and drops to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT'S STILL GNU!" Coolly, I reply "If windows were compiled with GCC, would that make it GNU?" I interrupt his response with "-and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even if you were correct, you won't be for long." With a sickly wheeze, the last of the man's life is ejected from his body. He lies on the floor, cold and limp. I've womansplained him to death.

oh hey, I found the package! Let me install() it!

It finally compiled, no errors! Yay!

5 years down the line:

T H E F I R E S O F D E P E N D E N C Y H E L L B U R N E V E R B R I G H T E R

i love watching my terminal compile random packages. ==> starting fast_text()... 156 unit tests passed

'Therd only 2 sexes..? "

Yeah... 5he one i did wirh your dad.... And the orher one with your dad

Oh im sorry fuck i didnt know your das died shit i take it back i take it back oh god i amso sorry jeses fucking christ i had no idea god damn it oh

I put the :3 in 3:33 AM

sleeping on a ferry is nature's fast travel

“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!

@jizukiru

@c-official i have feelings for you

the west fell when we could no longer say mommy in a horny way in Chinese

important culture exchange happening rn