@jizukiru I Can't Believe They Made Linux Woke... Smh

what are your views on jkr and harry potter in general?

(after 45 minutes of typing) what a great time to find out Save To Drafts doesn't actually save to fucking drafts

"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

i forget toby fox is a real person and not an unstoppable, all knowing force of goodwill. even in the videos of him he seems omnipotent, like that interview he did where he acted like the annoying dog, his persona. like no one else has the power to say “look at my oc” and show you a picture of sans.

she fork on my git til i commit

If my gender was an aur package, it would have the "-git" suffix

I put the :3 in 3:33 AM

Old women lying in ponds distributing follower is no basis for a system of governance!

You have too many follower. The Tumbletariat must sieze and redristribute them.

I WAS DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED

hey! hi! hello there!

i understand there are a lot of emotions going around re: a famous author, but if people could curtail their impulse to start claiming anyone who writes disturbing literature should be 'iNvEsTiGatEd' that would be phenomenal

mfs out here trying to deplatform every horror author who doesn't put a footnote at the bottom of every page apologising for their work. you know? like, actually let's not do another satanic panic, as a treat

they're closer to satan

Amtrak hates elves and I need to know what you think about them

idgaf abt elves i am using all my focus on hating gnomes i HATE gnomes stupid fucking gnomes i hate them and while im at it i hate smurfs too and honestly yeah why not throw elves in there. Man fuck elves but mostly fuck gnomes

I’m not proud of how hard I laughed at this 😂

average cis conception of gender is roughly equivalent to "every single liquid is either type O+ blood or cold-pressed peanut oil." and you're like "are there not perhaps a handful of exceptions" & they get so mad they start funding nazi militias