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terfs and radfems keep calling me a #notallmen pick-me misogynist and IRL misogynists keep calling me a libtard sjw feminazi and here my dumb ass is floating down the river on the Don’t Be A Dickhead dinghy trynna drink my fucking juice

"Are you more of a family or career oriented person?" Babygirl im a bed oriented person. Snork mimimi

“Fatherless behavior” stop giving my DAD credit for all the work my MOM put into making me a terrible person!! Stop erasing women in history!!

I end up being the straightest person in the room surprisingly often

this post is the Tumblr equivalent of a quest marker

I accept and will join you on your quest to forcelinux trans ppl

I'm going to temporarily slow down on forcefemming linux users to instead forcelinux trans people. My girlfriend still uses windows. When I come over to her place I'm going to show up with an installation media and use my feminine charm to make her install linux

average cis conception of gender is roughly equivalent to "every single liquid is either type O+ blood or cold-pressed peanut oil." and you're like "are there not perhaps a handful of exceptions" & they get so mad they start funding nazi militias

i need a peon

she fork on my git til i commit

If my gender was an aur package, it would have the "-git" suffix

I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.

its funny how i can instantly recall the past 5 years' worth of market trends on one specific PC accessory, but the moment someone needs me to remember something i collapse into a black hole and die