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my pronouns are they/he/it/the/fucking/pentagon

I like my coffee how I like my partners: Bittersweet, making me constantly want to suck something and making me surprised at the fact I liked it as much as I did

@jizukiru I can't believe they made Linux woke... smh

Old women lying in ponds distributing follower is no basis for a system of governance!

You have too many follower. The Tumbletariat must sieze and redristribute them.

I WAS DEMOCRATICALLY ELECTED

straigbt up "under it" and by "it" well lets jusr say, my blankeys

hell yeah 👍

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oh hey, I found the package! Let me install() it!

It finally compiled, no errors! Yay!

5 years down the line:

T H E F I R E S O F D E P E N D E N C Y H E L L B U R N E V E R B R I G H T E R

i love watching my terminal compile random packages. ==> starting fast_text()... 156 unit tests passed

"getting laid" is very hot and sexy. "getting off"? great news as well. so you would think "getting laid off" would be wonderful news for your penis. but alas

shits wild (positive)

that's it, post over, everyone go home