Straigbt Up "under It" And By "it" Well Lets Jusr Say, My Blankeys

I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.

they're closer to satan

Amtrak hates elves and I need to know what you think about them

idgaf abt elves i am using all my focus on hating gnomes i HATE gnomes stupid fucking gnomes i hate them and while im at it i hate smurfs too and honestly yeah why not throw elves in there. Man fuck elves but mostly fuck gnomes

@jizukiru

@c-official i have feelings for you

hell yeah 👍

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I like my coffee how I like my partners: Bittersweet, making me constantly want to suck something and making me surprised at the fact I liked it as much as I did

average cis conception of gender is roughly equivalent to "every single liquid is either type O+ blood or cold-pressed peanut oil." and you're like "are there not perhaps a handful of exceptions" & they get so mad they start funding nazi militias

shits wild (positive)

that's it, post over, everyone go home

this post is the Tumblr equivalent of a quest marker

I accept and will join you on your quest to forcelinux trans ppl

I'm going to temporarily slow down on forcefemming linux users to instead forcelinux trans people. My girlfriend still uses windows. When I come over to her place I'm going to show up with an installation media and use my feminine charm to make her install linux

hey! hi! hello there!

i understand there are a lot of emotions going around re: a famous author, but if people could curtail their impulse to start claiming anyone who writes disturbing literature should be 'iNvEsTiGatEd' that would be phenomenal

mfs out here trying to deplatform every horror author who doesn't put a footnote at the bottom of every page apologising for their work. you know? like, actually let's not do another satanic panic, as a treat

Have you read the new file? It's on nano. It's literally on vim. It's on less without editing. It's literally on Elvis. You can probably find it with grep. Dude it's on Arachnophilia. It's a Geany original. It's on sed. You can read it on sed. You can go to sed and read it. Log onto sed right now. Go to sed. Dive into sed. You can sed it. It's on sed. sed has it for you. sed has it for you.