NO WAYY PPL SAY TJIS 🚩🚩🚩🔥🔥

Woah how did the algorithm know 😧🙏⁉️🔥

Bottom Miguel O'hara lovers unite

nah someone just reblogged one of my drabbles n fr said this:

AND THEN THEY DELETED IT (i think)

so you know i just had to

SO ITTY BITTY

🦁️👼🌟

Vroom vroom

Fuck Romeo and Juliet I want whatever the red one from the prancing horse vroom team and the blue one from the energy drink vroom team got going on

When your former team posts about you more than your current one

FIA penalty system is a joke because for them:

saying "fuck" = 10.000 € fine

changing the tyre pressure before the race = 5.000 € fine

Bills dread era definitely makes me feel something….

Just look at him, how could you not fall in love ????

ꕥ Warnings: Male reader, male x male, amab, m4m, mlm, m!reader, bottom reader, Sylus x M!Reader, tutoring, husband Sylus, tutor Sylus, drop-out reader, back to school reader, pet name: darling/baby/my love, fluff, cuddling, kiss, sitting on lap

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There's a small note on the table, accept or decline??

Accepted!!

Reading: "Done and I am happy with the outcomes of the love and deepspace fics, tbh I like this one more. I'll start writing the random section starting with Kpop. Anyhow, enjoy this one and take your time to read it ૮꒰˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶꒱ა"

𝐓𝐮𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐠.

You were a school dropout, leaving middle school to start working instead. Why? It was because your family was struggling financially, so you decided to help them. While working, you made a friend, a co-worker named Sylus. Sylus was also in middle school but worked part-time; he was only two years older than you. Ever since the two of you met, you have been on multiple hangouts, which eventually turned into dates. You grew closer each day as time passed. Occasionally, the two of you would sneak out of work to go on a date. Eventually, you started dating officially and were together for about four years. Sylus waited until you turned 20 to marry you. When he told you this, you were overwhelmed with positive emotions and agreed to wait. Now, the two of you have been happily married for four years, making you 24 and him 26. After turning 24, you received a letter saying you could study again for three years like a normal student, though you would be a bit older. A one in a million opportunity!! You, of course, accepted the opportunity to go back to school to finish and graduate. Sylus agreed to tutor you because he had finished school and graduated. He was quite smart (a lot smarter than you) when he was in school, even becoming the top student back then.

Present time…

You were at home in the study room, sitting down on the floor by a table. Books and papers spread out, pouting out of anger because you couldn’t finish your homework and barely understood anything. “Gosh, homework is hard…” you mumbled under your breath. Sylus heard you, looking up as his red eyes met your (e/c) ones. He lifted his hand to adjust his glasses, the corner of his lips turning into a subtle smile as he took your hand in his, squeezing it softly. “Relax, darling, you can handle it.” Sylus sighed and squeezed your hand once more, continuing, “I’m here after all, helping you, tutoring you until the very end.”

A small blush crept up your cheeks as you looked away, continuing to pout. “Unfair… You can’t be smart and hot at the same time, so unfair…” you said in a low tone so he wouldn’t hear you. Rolling your eyes, you continued to mumble. Sylus chuckled softly, watching as his husband continued to mutter. “I’m not deaf, sweetie. Now, let’s continue, shall we? We can’t waste any more time; you have to turn this in tomorrow.”

“Ugh, I hate how you’re right… Can’t believe there’s homework even in college.” you say looking back at him with half-lidded eyes out of exhaustion, rolling your eyes again.

“You should be happy it’s homework and not a project like all the other groups in your college,” Sylus said in a soft tone, pulling you onto his lap, which made you yelp in surprise. He practically straddled you on his lap to keep you close, wrapping his left arm around your waist and staring deeply into your eyes. A smirk spread across his face as he spoke up, “Now, finish your homework properly while I explain it to you, okay? I don’t want my darling to fail~”

Your whole face flushed red, eyes going slightly wide as you looked away. Muttering under your breath, you nodded obediently and turned around to do your homework, still on his lap. Sylus looked proud of his attempts; it wasn’t the first time he did this while you were doing your homework. He had done this before, and it always ended the same way: you obeying and finishing up while he tutored you.

Sylus leans forward so his chest is pressed against your back, resting his chin on your shoulder as he keeps his arm around you. He explains how it works while you write everything down. After hours of tutoring and completing the homework, you are finally done. Yippie!! It was hard, but Sylus was there to guide you through everything, taking his time and explaining everything to you. If you didn’t understand after one explanation, he tried a different way, explaining in every possible way until you completely understood.

Sighing in relief after finishing, you lean your body against his, feeling the exhaustion slowly set in. Sylus chuckles and looks down at you, squeezing your waist before slowly caressing your side, moving his hand down to your thigh. His expression softens, and he smiles warmly. “Not bad, baby. You did well, for now,” Sylus says, kissing the crown of your head. You nod slightly as your gaze shifts from the papers to his hand, enjoying his warm touch. You lift your hand and rest it on his, gently caressing his hand with your thumb.

“School’s exhausting, I can’t believe I forgot how exhausting it is,” you say in a soft tone, turning around to meet his soft and loving gaze. He looks at you attentively, watching your every move, as he removes his working glasses and places them on the table beside him. Even without them, he looks as handsome as ever, though you have to admit, he does look slightly hotter with his working glasses on. Sighing softly, you continue to look at him. “I want to sleep. Let’s go to bed.”

Sylus agrees and picks you up, carrying you all the way to the master bedroom. He closes the door behind him and gently throws you onto the bed when he reaches it. Climbing on top of the bed, he lays down beside you, pulling you closer to close the gap between you. He wraps his arms around you and rests your head on his chest, pulling the bed covers up to cover both of you. He plants a soft kiss on your forehead before pulling away. Cuddling so close to him that you feel his body heat and he feels yours, you only make each other warmer, but you also get to be closer to him.

“Sleep well and sweet dreams. Dream of me and only me, my love♡”

You giggle softly and nod. “Then, I wish for you to do the same, love♡”

Fic made by @darlingminjin

Dividers by @cafekitsune

Taglist: @juiceedapplee, @denzellovehazelnuts, @gojoslittybunny, @divinghell, @mazettns

Hey💕💕💕

Can I request that instead of Adam being killed by Niffty it was male reader? Like he blocked Adam to not be killed. If you can thank you 💕

Don't worry babes, I've got you! Here, my dear, is reader dying for Adam. Enjoy the pain.

For you I'd bleed myself dry

pairing: Adam x male!reader

warnings: language, major character death

note: not beta read bc fuck you I don't have beta readers

Angels were being slaughtered by demons, golden blood flooded hell's streets and in the middle of it there was you.

Adam had been beaten by Lucifer, the king of hell and devil himself had broken the first man's nose and was probably also responsible for some serious skull damage. The mask the brunette had been wearing when you had entered hell had been shattered, the only thing left were shards.

Lute was nowhere in sight as Adam crawled out of the crater Lucifer had created when he had slammed Adam onto the ground, his body was shaking and his face was covered in blood and the only clear thought that you were having was ‘Protect him at all cost’.

Adam's voice was furious when he spoke, yet still overly cocky and confident, he was still Adam after all, a few punches from the devil wouldn't change that. However, while he was stating that the demons weren't allowed to end it, that this was his to do and his alone, there was a little demon girl sneaking up behind him. Completely enraged, he didn't notice her, didn't hear her wicked little giggles.

Your body reacted quicker than your brain was able to process things because you were between your boyfriend and that sneaky demon in an instant, shielding your leader and boyfriend with your own body. Blood spilled from the wound as your body collapsed against Adam's, your hands weakly reached for his shoulders in order to keep your body up, but it wasn't working. The demon girl, you weren't completely sure but you thought Charlie had called her Niffty, withdrew the knife as abruptly as she had jabbed it into your chest. Then there was another stab.

Adam was quick to turn around once you had collided against him, he caught you in his arms, too shocked to react properly as little Niffty stood on your back, slamming the knife down a third time. He was frozen with fear, and could only stare as the scene played itself out right in front of him. He wanted to scream, to let go of his boyfriend and pull that bitch off of you. He wanted to grab her by her throat and tear her head off with his pure hands. But all he was physically able to do was to stare.

His golden eyes filled with tears as the way too pretty looking golden blood spilled from your mouth. Your body was weak, it was losing blood way quicker than you had thought. You wanted to reach your hand out for Adam's face to wipe away his tears, to tell him everything will be fine, that you will be fine. But all that your body could manage was a weak yet honest smile.

Niffty jumped off of you and giggled as she happily rushed over to her friends, “Charlie told me to stab, so I stabbed.”

A marrow-shaking scream ripped from Adam's throat, finally, finally he was able to move again. He grabbed a hold of your body firmly, ripped a piece of fabric off his robe to press it onto your wound, desperately trying to stop the bleeding, but to no avail. It was too late, you had already lost too much blood. Nothing he could do would save you. “Fuck,” the first man cried out, he sounded as if he were in pain and emotionally he was.

First Lilith had left him for Lucifer, then Eve had betrayed him and now he had lost you too..

“Don’t fucking die on me, Y/N,” he mumbled as he held your head against his chest, you were able to hear his heartbeat. It was quick and uneven, it made you worry about him. “You can't fucking die on me, you hear me bitch? You can't fucking leave me too,” his voice was filled with desperation and pain and if you're vision wouldn't be fading black, you would try to soothe him. But your body wasn't responding to you in the ways you wanted, in fact it had gone numb a while ago.

Adam's tears fell from his cheeks and fell on your face. You shakily inhaled his scent one last time before your eyes closed, there was no energy left in you to keep them open. “No, fuck no, stay with me,” the brunette slapped your cheek, careful not to hurt any more than you already were. “Don’t fucking leave me, you can't-,” he wasn't able to finish his sentence. Lucifer came up behind him, a firm hand was placed on Adam's shoulder.

“Gather your angels and leave,” the devil ordered, squeezing Adam's shoulder painfully as he dug his claws inside the flesh of the first man. Adam inhaled sharply, yet he didn't pull away either. The pain Lucifer was causing was nothing compared to the pain that ripped his heart apart. He was numb, there was no feeling left inside his limbs when he picked your body up. The leader of the exorcists hated how cold you felt against his skin, how dead you felt. Your halo had been picked up and placed onto your chest, right above the stab wound. The grip Adam had on you would've left bruises if you were still alive. He was afraid you'd disappear, that you would turn to dust before he would reach heaven.

The first man turned to Lucifer, directly facing the blonde king. With red eyes and pain audible in his voice he hissed, “That was one fucking step too far. For this,” he lifted your body slightly, “you’re gonna pay with your life. I will come back, we all will. And we will tear you apart, rip you to shreds. There will be nothing left of you.” And with the threat hanging in the air, he forcefully pushed himself off the ground and flew back in the direction where the portal was located. “Exorcists,” he yelled loud enough for the entire pride circle to hear his voice, “Retreat. We're done here. At least for now.”

-

The brunette was sitting on the highest roof heaven had to offer. Your body had been taken care of, it had been properly buried and he was the one who had made sure all your wishes about your burial had been granted. The only thing left was your halo.

That was also a thing you had requested, for Adam to keep your halo once you died.

So there he was, sitting on the highest roof, the roof where you two had shared your first kiss, as he looked down at your halo. The second you had died it had lost its glow, oh how he missed the glow of your halo. How he missed his boyfriend. It was unfair, Adam didn't understand why God seemed to hate him so much. Everything Adam had ever lost had been taken away from him.

You were everything to him.

STRAWBERRY SOJU ALL THE WAY

tell me in the tags either the worse drink you've ever had or what you do to alcohol to make it palatable