“You’re A…Vampire!? Are You Going To Suck My Blood?” “Ew No. I’m A Vampire Not A Cannibal.

Fuck drugs. Have you ever been addicted to reading angsty fanfics about Harry Potter's dead parents and their friends? That shit will kill you.

"Choose 2 qualities for your future boyfriend!":

1. Europien

2. Knows several languages ​​

3. Murderer

4. Hallucination

5. Dangerous

6. Strong

7. Has a tragic past

Will Graham and Andrew Minyard: "Yes"

I wish smoking wasnt hot. But we cant all get what we want

greta gerwig i know you’re busy with narnia but i need you to get your hands on blue sisters by coco mellors 😮‍💨

happiness is seeing your favorite artist anouncing a new album

"يا من دبر ليوسف أمره، دبر لي أمري وأصلح حالي، اللهم اقض حاجتي وفك كربتي وآنس وحدتي وفرج همي ."

“Give me your mornings, give me your sun and when it sets, give me your dark nights too cause I’m ready for anything from you.”

— Reema Tabra

i’m a simple woman with simple needs. you give me an enemies to lovers romance between a member of the monarchy and someone who hates the monarchy and i’m yours.

Getting a bronchitis at this time of the year makes me feel like a character in a Russian novel, going through fever and hallucinations while breaking in cold sweat.

the human urge to have a vampire bite u