RID 15 In A Nutshell.

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Bayverse Bumblebee laughing?? My depression is cured 

Dang, take me to dinner first bbg. Insert bite lip here.

I got inspired by @1244950 interpretation of Bayverse and Transformers Prime interactions with each other. Especially Bayverse Optimus with him finding out about TFP MegOp and everything. Hilarious stuff.

I'm glad that someone loves Bayverse Optimus a lot to actually take a look into his character in a different light other then just lable him as a "cold blooded sociopath". It baffles me actually.

So have my love for the Bayverse franchise. No matter how bad they are, they're the reason I'm in the Transformers Fandom.

10/10

Would recommend.

Honestly have the urge to make another account and have it be a incorrect quotes/Headcannons/small stories- for the How to train your dragons, the main six dragons because I noticed there is a lack of dragon content for them. And I want to do it.

I'll update if I do it.

Update: I did it.

My human!

Bots can be pretty overprotective and possessive over their human(s). Especially when being given affection or being cleaned. For example like this person with her lion.

I imagine one day Sam is giving Bumblebee a car wash when Barricade shows up.

The war is over in this au and he's reformed so he's not going to be blasted. Anyways he's got to talk with Sam about something but Bee is having none of that. He revva his engines, threatens him with a blaster, etc. Sam is like calm your maggy ass down. Doesn't work. So he has to finish the wash before he can talk to Barricade.

Another idea is one day Optimus gets hit with something that makes him revert to a feral thing using only his base coding for logic. The autobots are all there when it happens. At first it's kinda fine he's just acting like an overgrown puppy. Then the former decepticon barricade drives over to them with Sam inside to be dropped off. Optimus sees this then absolutely loses it and flings himself at them.

He flees very scared/confused, with Optimus in hot pursuit. The autobots explain through comm links what is happening with him. Eventually Optimus reaches them so Barricade has to transform to protect himself plus the human. When the prime sees Sam plopped out on the grass he immediately goes to grab him. Scared as hell Sam dodges the hand then books it to a little cave nearby. Barricade tries to fend off Optimus as long as he can but he's only one bot. When the prime beats him he runs after Sam trying to grab him again. Sam just in time manages to make it into the cave. The feral transformer desperately claws at the ground trying all he can to get him out. After a few minutes of frantic digging the human hears a kind old microwave type of noise that somehow is soothing? Sam takes a peak to see that Optimus was making the noise; with some of the most heartbroken eyes he's ever seen. When the autobots catch up they recognize the sound that's being made. Creators would use it to call for their sparklings. Finally knowing that Optimus didn't actually want to hurt Sam he comes out (I'm gay) of the cave. Big ole bot grabs him asap and affectionately nuzzles him, scent, hug, etc him.

It takes two days for the effects to wear off so Sam and Bee have to deal with a lot of mother heaning. He's protective of the other bots too but these two are his fragile babies!

Who gave this kid a gun?

Healing Minds Au

So hear me out: What if Megatron never was able to gain control of Bumblebee’s mind in “Sick Mind.”

What if instead his mind was pushed aside and unable to dominate Bumblebee within his own domain. And what if Starscream had somehow in an almost illogical possibility found a way to somehow convinced Soundwave to bury Megatrons body somewhere on earth, leaving the former warlord trapped within the aubobot scout’s mind.

I present to you an Au I call “Healing Minds” 

At first no one really knows what is happening with Bee, not even himself, but whatever is happening is freaking Optimus out and making him suspicious (and veery concerned) for his scout. WhenBee starts acting different it’s only small things really: Like such as seeming to have small talks with himself and answering questions that were never even asked. But slowly as a few weeks go by Optimus notices that Bee’s fighting style was changing, almost as if somebot is telling whats coming next and how to avoid it. To where Bee is able to take down Optimus in a training session which shocks everyone.

Optimus hit the ground harshly, laying there for a moment. Slowly he pressed his servos onto the stone ground of the wreck room. He pushed himself up and looked up to find none other than his scout who had just knocked the prime to the floor. Bumblebee looked just as surprised as Optimus felt.

In the corner of his optic he could see Arcee and Bulkhead-who were both just sparing as well- staring at them as. Bumblebee’s wings flicked anxiously as he watched the prime’s face. 

“I am impressed Bumblebee” Optimus finally said, easing the scout’s nerves. A single question was on the larger bots mind as he stood up. 

Why did Bumblebee’s sudden new fighting style feel so familiar…

Bee on the other servo is kinda chill about this, well at first when he found out he did have a few panic attacks here and there (He completely flipped out) but here pretty calm now.

Megatron and Bee were able to come to an agreement: Bee would help him get back to his body and Megatron would agree to a peace treaty under the conditioned Bee did not tell the other about Megatron being in his head.

So this whole Au is Bumblebee trying to help Megatron revive himself and try to keep it away from his suspicious Bossbot. 

Sometime later Soundwave finds out his Lord’s predicament and is suddenly all about keeping the Autobot scout safe… and then both Decepticons get attached to Bee… which makes things even more complicated. 

Starscream:Scrap that scout!

Soundwave:Negative

Starscream:What!? Why!?

Soundwave:

Soundwave:Negative

I missed creating random headcanons, so here’s everyone’s favorite drinks! Feel free to suggest more!

Favorite Beverages:

Optimus- He’s particularly fond of jasmine and green tea, though really any herbal tea suffices. We all know the man needs to relax and herbal tea soothes him to a certain degree. If he’s in need of a dose of caffeine, he’ll switch to black tea. He never resorts to coffee; he can’t stand the taste.

Ratchet: Unlike Optimus, coffee is his friend. He downs at least three cups a day while typing away at his station. Some of it is to keep alert, though largely he just finds it comforting.

Arcee- She prefers iced coffee, namely oliang, or Thai iced coffee as it’s often called. She could drink it all day and would if her companions didn’t cut her off.

Bumblebee- Lemonade! He enjoys the sweet and sour flavor and subsequent sugar rush. Sometimes he’ll even bounce up and down while drinking it (Ratchet is concerned about this).

Bulkhead- Strangely, he hates all sodas except for root beer, which is his favorite beverage. Root beer floats are even better!

Megatron- He’ll settle for plain black coffee, though in his heart of hearts he is a material girl who wants a cappuccino or latte served on a saucer.

Starscream- Earl Grey or English breakfast tea. He’ll even add a spot of milk and stir it condescendingly in front of the other Cons. He likes to think it an act of superiority even though he boils the water in the same dented teapot as everyone else.

Knock Out- You know he has the most obnoxious coffee order imaginable; he will not settle for anything less than what he asked for. So far, Breakdown’s been the only one not to crack under the pressure of fulfilling his order (mainly because Knock Out is much more forgiving towards him). Oh, and he also enjoys wine simply so he can swirl it about in a wine glass while lounging seductively.

Breakdown- Hot cocoa! All he’s ever tasted is the cheap powdery kind, but he does not care. He loves it. His secret sweet tooth must be satisfied (when no one’s looking, he adds lots of cream and sugar to his coffee in the morning).

Soundwave- Espresso. One shot and he’s good to go.

Shockwave- Water, of course; it’s the healthiest option. That being said, he’s not averse to coffee. It also has health benefits, so long as one doesn’t consume too much.

Bonus:

Skyfire- Vanilla steamer. It’s sweet and warm and soothing. He can only drink it at night, though, because it will immediately make him sleepy.

Rumble and Frenzy- Did anyone else mix together every single drink at the soda fountain as a kid? No? Well, I did and I think Rumble and Frenzy would, too. Doesn’t matter how disgusting it turns out in the end; they’ll drink every last drop and even offer some to Soundwave, who will sip it to appease them even though it nearly makes him break his impassive exterior.

Wildbreak- Bubble tea. It’s a special treat Knock Out gets him every once in a while. Somehow, his dad knows exactly what flavors he’ll enjoy.

At least G1 Megatron was respectful enough to not damage the statue unlike Bay! Megatron 🤣

holy fucking god im skipping around in dark of the moon and megatron just did hte fucking