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This is the Optimus Prime language 😂

(May be loud) 

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Optimus is unintentionally the funniest part of Dark of the Moon.

At least G1 Megatron was respectful enough to not damage the statue unlike Bay! Megatron 🤣

holy fucking god im skipping around in dark of the moon and megatron just did hte fucking 

I legit gasped so hard...

Lockdown:*is a fucking idiot in Cyberverse*

Ratchet, who's also in Cyberverse:

RID 15 in a nutshell.

Just gonna leave this here.

I missed creating random headcanons, so here’s everyone’s favorite drinks! Feel free to suggest more!

Favorite Beverages:

Optimus- He’s particularly fond of jasmine and green tea, though really any herbal tea suffices. We all know the man needs to relax and herbal tea soothes him to a certain degree. If he’s in need of a dose of caffeine, he’ll switch to black tea. He never resorts to coffee; he can’t stand the taste.

Ratchet: Unlike Optimus, coffee is his friend. He downs at least three cups a day while typing away at his station. Some of it is to keep alert, though largely he just finds it comforting.

Arcee- She prefers iced coffee, namely oliang, or Thai iced coffee as it’s often called. She could drink it all day and would if her companions didn’t cut her off.

Bumblebee- Lemonade! He enjoys the sweet and sour flavor and subsequent sugar rush. Sometimes he’ll even bounce up and down while drinking it (Ratchet is concerned about this).

Bulkhead- Strangely, he hates all sodas except for root beer, which is his favorite beverage. Root beer floats are even better!

Megatron- He’ll settle for plain black coffee, though in his heart of hearts he is a material girl who wants a cappuccino or latte served on a saucer.

Starscream- Earl Grey or English breakfast tea. He’ll even add a spot of milk and stir it condescendingly in front of the other Cons. He likes to think it an act of superiority even though he boils the water in the same dented teapot as everyone else.

Knock Out- You know he has the most obnoxious coffee order imaginable; he will not settle for anything less than what he asked for. So far, Breakdown’s been the only one not to crack under the pressure of fulfilling his order (mainly because Knock Out is much more forgiving towards him). Oh, and he also enjoys wine simply so he can swirl it about in a wine glass while lounging seductively.

Breakdown- Hot cocoa! All he’s ever tasted is the cheap powdery kind, but he does not care. He loves it. His secret sweet tooth must be satisfied (when no one’s looking, he adds lots of cream and sugar to his coffee in the morning).

Soundwave- Espresso. One shot and he’s good to go.

Shockwave- Water, of course; it’s the healthiest option. That being said, he’s not averse to coffee. It also has health benefits, so long as one doesn’t consume too much.

Bonus:

Skyfire- Vanilla steamer. It’s sweet and warm and soothing. He can only drink it at night, though, because it will immediately make him sleepy.

Rumble and Frenzy- Did anyone else mix together every single drink at the soda fountain as a kid? No? Well, I did and I think Rumble and Frenzy would, too. Doesn’t matter how disgusting it turns out in the end; they’ll drink every last drop and even offer some to Soundwave, who will sip it to appease them even though it nearly makes him break his impassive exterior.

Wildbreak- Bubble tea. It’s a special treat Knock Out gets him every once in a while. Somehow, his dad knows exactly what flavors he’ll enjoy.

I just made a bull horn laugh at this.

It’s so insanely funny to me how Sam Witwicky was killed off-screen by a fucking TORNADO.

LIKE IMAGINE A BUNCH OF ALIEN DEITIES GIVING YOU A SECOND CHANCE AT LIFE, AND YOU STILL END UP GETTING KILLED BY A FUCKING TORNADO.

Who gave this kid a gun?

Bumblebee after receiving the command of the Autobots because nobody knew if Optimus was alive or not. But he shouldn't be the leader because he can't decide between waffles and pancakes and now he's wondering why the hell the Autobots chose him for the leadership role if he can't even make the most simplest choicest without internally breaking down and Optimus you better be alive or I swear on our dead friends I'm coming for yo-

I have a similar idea with you!

I also imagined that he can control the fire and lava on earth and could just create a new volcano if he desires to. With the fire beam, I feel like it will only activate when he's very angry and if its in a fight I feel like it would happen. Even when he fought Ghidorah and Mothra, he wasn't angry enough to use it.

Get what I'm saying??

If your AU revolves around Rodan then why isn't he the almighty titan or King of the Monsters in your AU?Is he?

Yay! First question!! o(^▽^)o

Gojira is still king of the monsters, especially when reincarnated as a human.

Just because Rodan is the main character doesn’t mean he has to be the King or Almighty BUT there is one thing. In an interview with Michael Dougherty, he did say how Rodan was more powerful than Godzilla but it would take more to defeat a monster that’s twice his size and so it lead me to take that advantage.

Rodan used to have an energy beam in at least one of the older movies and it also shows in the cave paintings, which can also imply that Rodan still has that ability but never used it in King of the monsters

Because of that, I have decided to give him that ability in this au to add onto the mass of his great power. I also imagine him being able to control the fires and magma of the earth (almost like fire bending and lava bending), having the ability to create fires when he desires and have volcanoes erupt in his command.

To shorten your answer, it’s for two reasons

1) there are very few stories where Rodan is the main character but when he is, he’s portrayed as a victim that is weak or usable. So in this story/AU, he’s going to be given a different purpose

2) Rodan isn’t the King or titled an Almighty Titan and he doesn’t have to be but he it is stated that he is more powerful than Godzilla himself so this could prove that he is more than just a Beta Titan