Hans: My brother was terrible, but he didn't deserve to die the way he did!
Everyone:
Literally Everyone:
Astarion: Okay, WHO made that loud cracking noise that gave away our position and almost got us killed???
Tav: I think that might've been Gale's knees
Shadowheart: Yeah that sounded like Gale's knees
Gale, nodding: It was my knees
mood
500 zeus
have some teepoh
“Mankind is a slave to duty, and there is no greater duty than to purge one’s enemy from the Earth. Your humanity was nothing but a pale façade. Alucard can’t be bested by such imposters.” - Sir Integra Fairbrook Wingates Hellsing
My half of the trade with 0chromat who is amazing and I am unworthy grovel grovel etc. (also this is not canon unless you agree with it but yeah RGB sucks at relationships go figure)
also I know all of you are going to be going WHA about some of this but you know better than to ask for an explanation from me :|b
I’M SO SORRY IT TOOK ME SO LONG AND IT’S SO CRAPPY COMPARED TO YOUR MASTERPIECE LIKE HOLY CRAP WHAT EVEN
Epsilon and his creator, Dr. Newton-Howard
20yo, please Dark Danny fan account don't block me
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