Chatting With Women Is The Best Way To Use The Internet, Obviously. This Isn't Even A Debate

having depression makes your friends seem like the coolest most put together people on earth like wow... you got out of bed, had breakfast, went to work, AND spent some time on a hobby when you got home....? that's so impressive you're like superman or something. can i borrow your power.

they don't make staying up until 3am fun and exciting like they used to

"teens are prone to tantrums and are emotionally unstable" - okay, yeah, puberty is real, and emotional regulation is a difficult skill to learn. but also. any adult person would be pissed if their opinions were disregarded, they had no say in what happens to them, their emotions and feelings were downplayed and their privacy were intruded on.

when your brain is screaming at you to do something and be productive but your body just doesn't give a fuck <<<

is anyone else also doing ultimately fine + dying of stress + it’s not that bad + if i don’t wake up tomorrow hotter and better at every hobby its fucking over for me

mutual is also mutually in my notes <333

Mutual in my notes <3

the process and idea of reproduction is crazy to me. like what do you mean if i have a little too much fun with another person of the opposite sex that we can create a whole person? and what do you mean that a whole person can be created by merging a little swimming white tadpole thing (that had to race a whole bunch of other little swimming white tadpole things) with essentially a ball that's like 1000x the size of the little swimming white tadpole thing? and what do you mean that after they merge, it just starts multiplying and travels down to the uterine wall to implant itself? and what do you mean that it grows over a period of almost a year and has to be pushed out of the body by the uterus holder at the end? like there's no way that this is a real thing, i'm sorry

anybody else have like. public and private pronouns. like yeah strangers can use he or she for me idc but if you're a friend im expecting they/them only. and if you're a close friend you unlock the super secret rights to use it/its (exclusive) (rare drop)

Yeah you could say I’m doing numbers on tumblr. And that numbers? One

what they don't tell you about making friends is you gotta be a lil annoying. you gotta push past the fear of "what if they don't want to talk to me" and simply ask someone how their day is going, send a meme. you cannot connect to people if you're both just awkwardly waiting for the other to start.