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The lumity show

Nya: I’m this 👌 close to hitting you with a chair

Harumi: your fingers are touching

Nya: :)

Nya: run

Morro: “I will kill you” is old, boring, overused, and not scary. “Pee your pants”, however, is new, exciting, and terrifying.

Kai: “I will pee your pants”

Jay: “your pants can’t wait for my pee”.

Morro: There we have it. The most terrifying sentence in the world.

Garmadon: Yeeted

Wu: yote

Garmadon: yeeted

Wu: yote

The first spinjitzu master: please I just want to know who threw Wu’s sword over the wall

Jet Jack: do you have any last words

Faith: yeah I do

Faith: THIS IS FOR IRON BARON, YOU BIG FAT WHITE NASTY SMELLING FAT BITCH

Area 51 raid AU

“Let’s do this, they can’t stop all of us!”- Jay, Tox, Chamille, Samukai, Iron Baron, Ghoultar, Soul Archer, Jet Jack

“They absolutely can stop all of you.”- Nya, Misako, Wu, Kozu, Borg, Ray, Maya, Bansha, Mr. E, Clouse, Echo Zane

“If we Naruto run we can dodge the bullets.”- Dareth, Kai, Chen, Nadakhan, Ed, Edna, Ultra Violet, Muzzle

“Have fun dying lol”- Ronin, Krux, Skylor, Neuro, Scales, Pythor, Yang, Dogshank, Fenwick, Machia

Actully goes- Pixal, Zane, Cole, Morro, Acronix, Harumi, Scales Jr., Flintlocke, Faith

Gets in- Lloyd, Garmadon, Shadow

Garmadon: SEVEN MONTHS

Chen: what’s wrong?

Garmadon: CLOUSE SAT BACK AND WATCHED ME WATER A PLASTIC PLANT FOR SEVEN DAMN MONTHS

*cough* lesbians

You once made a promise to yourself: if you ever met a time traveler, it wouldn't be a big deal. You’d tell them the date, the most important political conflict, a recent technology, and send them on their way. You now encounter a time traveler nearly every week.

Kai: you look stressed

Lloyd: thanks. It’s the stress.