I Could Only Hope This Would Happen To Me

breaking out my polaroid to take nudes later I wont lie

thank you weird trans women forever

out of all my meds and all my makeup and im unemployed jesus CHRIST

tried on more of the jewelry I got hehe

he/they

bad news for me // great news for daddy…. found my knife garter belt … :3

bet yall didnt know grand-pére (c’est moi) could speak un peu de française but did u also know Im mostly fluent in american sign language? stupid baby puppy boy lowkey has a gigantic brain :3 Ive also written 2 novels and graduated with high honors in english, history, and writing but math? nooo im a dumb little puppy boy… whats that? chemistry? no thanks! Im gonna write shit prose poetry about getting railed. au revoir les chiennes !!!!!!

researching the revolutionary war after blocking out high school simply to make pun pickup lines to say to my daddy because Im american and hes british… boston tea party is tricky cause “Ill pour your tea into my harbor” is too graphic for the nature of the joke. he’d be a traitor if he dumped his tea into my harbor. but yeah if any british are coming its him in the morning hehehehhe

if ur gonna message me after the long hair post we need to set some criteria.

uniform length, at least to your shoulders. iffy on mullets.

me: Im not easy

daddy: good b-

and Im as wet as the fucking sea 🙃🙃

I need to start wearing slips and lingerie again…