Yeah I Got Goals And Aspirations

me visiting him: one of my dream vacation locations, great sex, weed is illegal

him visiting me: I live in rural utah, great sex, weed is legal

Im flying my ass to england I hate this place Ill find a way to be high when we fuck amen brother

tgirls be little freaks and weirdos and perverts in my bed please please more of that tgirls who are silly fucked up little weirdos my dms are open if you are a transgender woman and you like femme little tboys hit me up especially if youre a freak weirdo or pervert

ou no

OH LORD IM GONNA BUSTTTT

researching the revolutionary war after blocking out high school simply to make pun pickup lines to say to my daddy because Im american and hes british… boston tea party is tricky cause “Ill pour your tea into my harbor” is too graphic for the nature of the joke. he’d be a traitor if he dumped his tea into my harbor. but yeah if any british are coming its him in the morning hehehehhe

goo d god lady wtf

Lady Gaga durante su presentación en el Festival Coachella en Indio, California (11/04/2025).

if ur gonna message me after the long hair post we need to set some criteria.

uniform length, at least to your shoulders. iffy on mullets.

fuck it. Im gonna publish some yaoi later. you boys in my dms who saw my tits are gonna be subject to this but you like my sweet talk and oral fixation enough to forgive me for it ;)

the first time I jacked off high was absolutely life changing if ur into weed (or anything harder… I dont judge) I highly recommend ittttt 10/10

Millions of Little Monsters showed up for Lady Gaga’s concert at Copacabana beach in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil on May 3, 2025

the idea of someone dressing me up in an outfit they’ve been dying to fuck me in sounds super hot and romantic tbh

(op is a man. do not reblog to men dni blogs)