Me When I Worked The Cheese Island

she found her right shade of red n it looks so good on her … I need to know what it is (probably haus labs…)

Lady Gaga  durante su presentación en el Estadio GNP Seguros de la Ciudad de México, en México (26/04/2025).

researching the revolutionary war after blocking out high school simply to make pun pickup lines to say to my daddy because Im american and hes british… boston tea party is tricky cause “Ill pour your tea into my harbor” is too graphic for the nature of the joke. he’d be a traitor if he dumped his tea into my harbor. but yeah if any british are coming its him in the morning hehehehhe

no one will ever be able to do anything shes done again sorry

want his mouth on my boytitties STAT

the first time I jacked off high was absolutely life changing if ur into weed (or anything harder… I dont judge) I highly recommend ittttt 10/10

me: Im not a stereotype !

me, rn: *autistic puppyboy eating chicken nuggets and drinking fruit punch*

plus its 110 degrees F for like 3.5/12 months and my ass wears a hoodie until its 85 so like. I could survive over there. plus its green there

me visiting him: one of my dream vacation locations, great sex, weed is illegal

him visiting me: I live in rural utah, great sex, weed is legal

Im flying my ass to england I hate this place Ill find a way to be high when we fuck amen brother

thinking about… midriff….