Ms. Pauling: *pulling on her hair in anxiety* I am officially screwed.
Scout: Hey, don't sweat it! There's one more way I could stall.
*jump cuts to the Administrator’s hospital room*
Scout: And now, shadow puppet theatre! *poses his hands* Arf, arf! I'm a dog!
The Administrator: *scoffs* Lame.
Scout: Come on, I'm just getting started. *hollers* Team, places!
The Mercs: *all charge in and pose in complicated patterns*
Soldier: *narrating* Pearl Harbor, December 7th, 1941…
*shadows of military ships, in different sizes and positions, project onto the wall*
Soldier: It started as a peaceful day, and then... BAM! Aggression from the Japanese!
Demo: This is totally unexpected!
*shadows of airplanes fly past, bombing the ships*
The Administrator: *in genuine shock, the ash of her cigarette falling to the floor*
Demo: *imitating explosions*
*the shadow of a giant alligator crawls onto the screen, nom-ing on a battleship*
Pyro: *muffled mooing noises and giggles*
Scout: PYRO! There were no alligators at Pearl Harbor… probably.
Pyro: *muffled whine* Battleships are so boring...
Scout: Back to work!
Boop
reblog this if you're okay with booping spams please !!
So, do I just..grow sour lemons? Or something?
I wanna see this
you would not believe your eyes, if 10 thousand fireflies, had gay sex before they all died
Pyro go burrr
did you guys know I can animate
Medical report for Jeremy Jones
Preformed and written by Fritz Ludwig
Written on September 20th, 1969
Patient: Jeremy Jones, Age:26, next of kin : Charlotte Maria Jones (mother), *Name redacted* (father), "7 older brothers"- ms. Jones that are as follows in order of birth; Frank Jones (widow with 3 children), Lewis Alexander Jones, Patrick Jones Jr, Eliot Jones, Clayton jones-alexandra (married with children '2'), Kenneth Cole Jones, Jesse Jones.
(Why did his mother have so many children?)
Patient has been having delusion caused by a high fever. He is unable to recognize or respond to anyone around him, possibly believes that the people are monsters.
He is dehydrated and starved. He has not been able to hold anything down. I fear that if he continues to reject any food or drink any longer, I will have to sedate him and place an IV in his arm.
ولا بنساك يا بلادي، يا ارضي وارض اجدادي🍉🫒
You can get these as prints here
Sorry I haven't added to the tf2 infection au, I'm moving starting tomorrow, if I can find time tomorrow I'll add a bit<3
This is awesome
RED team Smissmas: "We wouldn't have done this without YOU, dummy, Merry Smissmass." (very happy ending)
BLU team Smissmas:
Merry Bloody Smissmas to the BLU team
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19, autistic, have a tendency to hyper fixate, likes tf2 or Danganronpa 2, est.
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