+ The Original

inspired by this piece by @gammagroove

I open this program for the first time in two months, and this is the first thing I end up experimenting with.

a very merry smissmas to you all ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝♡

Can I please massage your boobs? I'll treat them so well, I promise. I'll be gentle. I know they're sensitive. I'll kiss them, maybe I'll pinch your nipples to make them harder, you'll whimper... I'll suck your nipples and you'll put your hands in my head, pushing me lower because we both now I'm just getting started.

Love men who get horny from mundane things. He needs to go through a man’s equivalent of ovulation when he sees you folding laundry. He has to feel like he needs to be sedated because you were humming while making coffee. He should feel like he’s in heat simply because you giggled at something in your phone. It would be borderline offensive if your simple existence did not send him into the world’s most frenzy of All Time actually

Comfort sex where there's no rush to make each other cum, but those deep strokes make us feel as close as ever. Hands all over, caressing and soothing, face hiding in the other's neck. We couldn't possibly be closer and yet we keep pulling each other in.

Doctors recommend you have two of these a day!

shoves two fingers in your mouth

an apple a day keeps the doctor bent over and moaning for more

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Happy Valentine's Day