This Is Called “genderfuck,” Kids, Because One: It Fits And Two: I’m Sure Hobie Would Hate The

Atalantian task: Something you worked out with an authority figure you don’t respect that you’re really freaking good at until someone drops something shiny

the fact that we only have “herculean task” and “sisyphean task” feels so limiting. so here’s a few more tasks for your repertoire

icarian task: when you have a task you know you’re going to fail at anyways, so why not have some fun with it before it all comes crashing down

cassandrean task: when you have to deal with people you KNOW won’t listen to you, despite having accurate information, and having to watch them fumble about when you told them the solution from the start (most often witnessed in customer service)

feel free to chime in i ran out of ideas much faster than i anticipated

Please Reblog is Your Blog is Safe for Non-Binary People.

If my mutuals can’t rb this then we can’t be mutuals

Being genderfluid is fun because I’ll be standing completely rigid hating myself wearing a dress and five minutes later I’ll have the widest, goofiest grin you’ve ever seen on a human being spinning and laughing because the dress is long and poofy and goes out in a three foot radius when you twirl

So anyway I’m going to be writing Newsies fanfiction

None of it’s out yet, but the one I’ve got started is a Javey Tangled AU. I’m almost positive Jack is Flynn, Davey is Rapunzel, and I’m flopping around on the ground to see who gets to be Maximus(Race, Spot, Katherine, Crutchie… the list goes on) but any way it goes Les is going to be Pascal

It’s going to be on AO3 eventually, it’s currently unnamed but some possible titles include:

When My Life Began

Starlight

I’ve Seen You

Seeing is Believing

I have three dollars I can’t buy shit with my social transgressions

I wasn’t tagged, but I’d like to do this

Flash’s world is pencil-sketched, but specific things have colored pencil(Flash’s suit, Venom, Minty’s hair, and characters at specific times)

Flash themself is a variation of Harry Osborn, but some other people include Peter Parker, an autistic Jewish bisexual trans man, Flash’s boyfriend, has an internship at the Daily Bugle; Winnie Stacy(Gwen Stacy), who is black in this dimension, is the school theatre program’s lead costume designer and makeup artist; Flash Thompson was Flash Osborn’s best friend until Venom used him as a host and killed him(and our spider stole his name); Norman Osborn isn’t the Green Goblin, but he is a great dad; and MJ is a genderfluid Theatre Kid(TM)- it stands for Mento Jax, but he would really prefer to be called Minty.

Daddy Longlegs, baby- they’re a particularly tall stick figure

St Louis, in the late 2010s

Yeah, they have a lot of friends there(and a couple people don’t like them because of the Hobgoblin, but they’re good at what they do)

They technically have organic webbing, but it’s literally their blood so they don’t use it that way. It’s whitish and runny, but incredibly sticky. They don’t websling at all, they just teleport because they can do that.

They collect radioactive spiders- at this point they have like twenty, but some notable ones are Harrison, Chrissy, and Jared. They also have a tabby cat named Bacon who follows them from a distance at all times.

At the moment, yeah.

Sherbet spritzes- it’s like a root beer float but with rainbow sherbet and Sprite.

No one dies. Unless it’s Venom. Venom is to be killed ASAP.

Y’know, I’m appreciating the abundance of Spider-Sona tag games recently- so I’m gonna be making my own here! Only 10 questions because I don’t want to go too wild with this one- or else we’d be here all day!

Spider-Sona 10 Questions!

What artstyle is your Spider-Sona’s world? ( For example, Gwen’s world is watercolor, Hobie’s world is inspired by punk art and punk album covers, etc. be creative! )

Do any characters that appear in the 616 or 1610 universes appear in your Spider-Sona’s world? If so, who and how are their roles different? ( For example, if Hobie Brown is in your universe, is he still the Prowler? Is Peter Parker in your universe? )

Is there a specific species of spider your Spider-Sona was bitten by, or was based off of? ( Can’t think of any specific canon examples here- but I’ve seen a lot of Spider-Sonas based off wolf spiders for example! )

What city and what time period does your Spider-Sona live in?

Is your Spider-Sona in the Spider Society? Were they ever asked to join but declined? Were they not scouted at all? Did they join and then quit? Tell me all about it!

Does your Spider-Sona have organic webbing, or do they use web-shooters? Mix of both? And is their webbing typical spider webbing, or does it have a style to it? ( For example, Miguel’s webbing being red and presumably digital. )

Very important question here- do they have any pets? And if so, do they ever take them out on their crime fighting missions?

Are they the only Spider-Person in their universe? ( For example, Miles and Peter co-existing in the Insomniac Games )

Are there things that exist in their universe but don’t in others? ( For example, Comic Con existing in Miles-42’s universe but not in 1610 Miles’s! Or certain Marvel superheroes existing in their universe but not others. )

And lastly ( For now will probably make a few more of these… honestly I could make one daily but I don’t wanna bother people lol ) what does your Spider-Sona think about killing criminals… and their general approach to crime.

Okay and that’s a wrap for this one! Let me know if you want more of these and how frequently you’d like them! If you aren’t tagged, you can still absolutely do this by the way, just gonna tag a few mutuals and people I follow who I know have Spider-Sona’s! Please let me know if you would not like to be tagged in the future- no hard feelings I’m just autistic and need things to be spelled out bluntly for me!

@spidey-bie @the-cat-and-the-birdie @brown-spider @autisticarach

( You know actually I don’t follow a ton of Spider-Sona blogs so if you come across this post and would LIKE to be tagged in future tag games please let me know in the reblogs or the replies! )

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There really needs to be more in the 70%

let's do this again, but maybe harder this time.

you may coordinate as needed.

Having POTS sucks but at least when I’m laying on my back in bed unable to get up because I just took a shower and my brain is fucked my chest feels flat

Also the ribbon is the same color as Perry the Platypus

All I need now is a fedora

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