I Know We're All Hurting About The Prices But Here's What I Found. I Don't Think Tobias Would Just Up

#I am willing so f***ing hard right now guys!

#Please return, Terzo!

This better be resurrected Terzo

or i'll hunt Tobias for sport

Do you guys think Kevin Kaufmann could have foreseen the impact he'd have? Did he know when he became a stagehand for Ghost that he would be dubbed "Jesus", become part of the show (Nihil trying to choke him) and eventually be in the movie and having to actually "act" as a character of sort? But the character is just himself?

He literally exists in the lore now, was he aware that that was a thing that could happen when he took the job? Did Tobias know?

What the Hell is going on? Today started so cheerful with Peacefields being released online and now the fandom is imploding?! I know that every fandom goes through this type of phase but Goddamn!

Me, waking up in PST and opening Tumblr:

Change.org

Avez-vous une minute pour aider cette campagne?

#SandalikiSwissa #welovejuttytaylor

https://chng.it/mQxLz8rVbZ

Please guys! There has to be some way we can prevent things from getting worse!

He's so cute!🥹

His two main states 😒😏

The band Ghost is so fucking funny to me. Their frontman currently looks like this:

Or some version of a horny goth clown, but the guy underneath it has got the wettest saddest eyes I've ever seen. Just look at him:

This man admits to being very sensitive and cries at the drop of a hat.

He has a wife and kids.

He wears the costume because he doesn't like the way he looks on stage as a rockstar.

He treats the audience like his children. They're officially called the children of Ghost for that and also because of the play on "children of god."

The band literally fucks around on stage while riffing this badass music. They go through physical comedy skits every concert like the three stooges. For example:

Two demons throw guitar picks at each other when they get angy.

One guy grinds and licks the stage like a cat in heat.

One of them shakes their tits at goth clown man and scares him shitless.

One of them twirls goth clown man like a ballerina as he dances by them.

Several of them slap goth clown's ass when he waddles by.

He created the band to make people happy, to celebrate being a fucking weirdo because he always felt left out, and to make fun of Christianity because it makes people feel bad. He lost his older brother, and it tore him up so bad that the music he made as a result launched him into a worldwide music career.

This man ends every concert "ritual" with three things:

1. Be nice to each other

2. Help each other

3. Go fuck yourself

(Literally and figuratively)

Their music is 70% "fuck me I'm so horny", 10% "I love you so much" and 20% "ethereal badass metal".

Look at how much fun he's having, dude.

It's literally just a rock band filled with the nicest people on earth wearing costumes like a Shakespearean play. And all they do is make up funny little lore stories and serve cunt.

Gif by @conjuring-ghouls

TICKETMASTER ISN'T WORKING FOR ME WHY?!

You're a trooper. Keep fighting the good fight!✌️

Me trying to cope and enjoy Ghost as much as I can while the fandom is on fire

I am so glad I got upper level seats.

Did bro even wear this fit? Guys I need to know