I Headcannon Zhongli Glaring At Venti Before Looking Over At Xiao And Saying " If Anything Happens To

my horny ass could NOT live in gotham 🤣

Me @ Akito Sohma

jiuyuan head-canons ft. Jiu-mei’s harem:

X)Shen Yuan is Shen Jiu’s littol pogcamp that gets a lil too touchy in front of YQY

X) He’s a petty lil hoe that gets real smug if SJ shows even a lil teensy weensy bit of affection. ( And your damn right he boasts about how SJ let him hold his hand for 0.50 secs)

X) VINEGAR JARS VINEGAR JARS EVERYWHERE.

X) SY is still a protag thigh hugger but will still fight LBH if he becomes a potential rival in love.

X) LQG and YQY having existential crises.

X) LQG actually had a chance at getting Jiu-mei’s affection (but voila author-san became a shencest stan blame @lunariday)

X) @lunariday I LOVE BANISH THE SHADOWS.

X) Shen Jiu is the big spoon and tightly hugs Shen Yuan whenever he sleeps because he’s afraid if he lets go no one will love him again.

X) Shen Yuan learnt how to cook Tanghulu for Shen Jiu.

X) Shen Jiu loves braiding Shen Yuans hair ( he often wonders how this mf got such smooth hair)

X) “XIAO JIU XIAO JIU WHYYYY WHERE DID QI-GE GO WRONG?” (you know exactly where it got wrong man up and tell him)

X) LQG saw SJ’s hickey that SY left on him and he became jealous not that he’ll ever admit we go back to the brothel conspiracy theories.

this came out so bad Idk how to write I’m sorry I just want to see these two hug beneath a cherry blossom tree.

Our Jiu-mei is indeed very graceful and beautiful 😤🤭 who can blame him for simping over SJ.  Tbh I think no one actually genuinely cared for SJ in the PIDW universe except for GYX and YQY but let’s not talk about YQY because stupid Qi-ge.

I love GYX so much he’s so sweet and truly a gentleman. And I think SJ would actually respect and adore GYX’s caring personality and loyalty so so much. I agree we need someone like GYX to spread some positivity, love and trustfulness in SJ because that’s what he deserves. He has suffered so much and he deserves someone to hug and tell about his heart demons aboyt.

Can we talk about how PAINFULLY underrated Yijiu (Gongyi Xiao x Shen Jiu)  is?

The potential of this ship is MASSIVE! Tbh I miss Gongyi Xiao such a shame best boy died so quickly we didn’t get a chance to unravel his and Shen Jiu’s relationship.

I woke up today and thought WHAT IF GYX AND SJ RAN AWAY BEFORE THE TRIAL TOGETHER??? WHAT IF THEY REINCARNATED INTO THE MODERN ERA AND STARTED DATING????

Also I had a cute head canon that Shen Jiu recites poems that he composed  for Gongyi Xiao maybe ya know what I’m saying (͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖) but he’s too shy to admit  because GYX likes to listen to his voice as he falls asleep on his lap.

I need the luck please let me have enough diamonds for the next event in love nikki

When you run out of fanfics of your ship

Sauce not an obsession

ok I’ve always been gay af for kda and I finally saw more........

EVE WHY WHY YOU SO FINE I HAD SUCH A GAY PANIC OOOOOOOOOF GIRLIE FINE. I won’t lie I want her to ✨𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘱✨ on me

Shen Jiu antis: I HATE SHEN JIU

Me: Well guess what Shen Jiu hates you too

ayo qijiu stans I got something for you

imagine SJ singing Big brother I’m gonna be just like you as he cries when LBG leaves him with Xuan Su’s shards and as he says the last line he swallows the last shard and slowly disappears

yea I pained myself by imagining this now you have to too.

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