Remind Me If Anyone Writes Anything Like This

Op you've meet a genius

I work retail, and yesterday I pulled up a customer's rewards account to see his name listed as "Jim Kirk."

I said, "Cool name."

"Thanks," he said. "Want to see my ID?"

He pulled out a Star Fleet identification card with a picture of Captain Kirk on it.

"My name is Jim Kirk and I'm from Iowa," he told me. "I'm invisible online."

I agree with this except I feel like there places are in reverse.

Wwx= xiyan

And

Lwj=tianlung jun

And yes wwx would go crazy with tlj ndjdjx

is tianxi just. het wangxian.

edit: rather. Is wangxian just yaoi tianxi

"Svsss through Binghes POV" do you know how absurd it would be. Binghe would narrate everything in extreme detail except the stuff that's actually plot important

"Woke up holding shizun. His robe had slipped off his shoulder during the night and it made him look extra cute. I begged him to wake up for a while before it was time to start the day... I kissed his forehead and said I'd be right back with breakfast. I used the last of my onion in the scrambled eggs and while they were sizzling on the stove I heard something from shizuns room. I got excited thinking he woke up and ran in.

It was just Liu Qingge broke through my wall to tell me I'm officially Cang Qiong’s enemy or something I beat him up

By the time I got back to the kitchen, the eggs had burnt. I had to start over, but I used the last of my onions on the last batch, so these weren't as tasty. I presented them to shizun and apologized but he refused to eat it (most definitely because the food was so bad and not because he's dead)"

Alright class gather around and share your mdzs& svsss fic recs with me. Any kind of fics!

Muslim brothers and sisters

So I found this app called Scan Halal where you scan the bar code of your food and it tells you if its halal or not. It’s a free app too. Pass this on so others can see and worry a little less about their food/snack choices

Mdzs but wwx never dies and he and lwj run away with the wens to become travellers :D

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"Omg wwx was so oblivious how did he not realize that he was in love with lwj/that lwj loved him?" Idk man he was busy being tortured by the narrative

Vibes based grading system.

(for @epistemologys, who wanted some post-canon, teacher WWX)

Hello again lol! Just out of curiosity!

What music artists do you think the turtles would enjoy?

And what film genres would they prefer? Would they enjoy horror! I've always thought jennika would most probably like thriller and stuff like that

Thank you: for your time :D

Hi!

I think Raph and Mikey would be into hip hop, maybe some punk for Mikey, and I imagine Leo listening to new age/easy-listening stuff like Enya. And metal for Jennika, particularly death metal. For movies, Leo would be into dramas and secretly be into rom coms; Mikey would like action movies and documentaries about important issues; Donnie would be into sci-fi of course; Raph would like horror and action; and Jennika would be horror too but more like indie underground horror the gorier the better.