Served (and Than Died... Literally) ( @cookiedough77 's Au)

Guys look what I found while trying to find tmnt 2012 vids hes tooooo silly

I have a fun Newt animatic idea I wanna make but also ACURSED ARTBLOCK

Hey so how does it feel to be reminded that Wangxian being Lan Sizhui's fathers and doting on him is purely fandom's wishful thinking ?

That by the end of the novel and in the extras Sizhui would only call Wei Wuxian 'Senior Wei' and Lan Wangji 'Hanguang-Jun' ?

That Sizhui wouldn't dare to act improperly in front of Lan Wangji, much less familiarly ?

That Lan Wangji would only be affectionate to Wei Wuxian, not Sizhui ?

That Sizhui using Yunmeng Jiang sect's moves is, in Lan Wangji's opinion, inappropriate and deserving of punishment ?

Because I need comfort and lots of fanfics to forget what I just read in the extra : Intrusion (Part 3).

Someone frame this

Actually Lwj is so much better than me, Cause like the corruption of the cultivation world aside, If I lost my bisexual, raven haired princess who also happens to be a renowned heretic I would've had the crash out of the century.

Yk how in canon while it is said that cultivators do age physically they don't gain the average aging features (such as wrinkles, white hairs etc) I need me an au where wwx never regains his core so while wangxian do age together and grow old together, Wwx ages normally while lwj doesn't:

Wwx: ahh.. lwj i don't know why you stay with this old man..

Lwj: Wei Ying we are the same age.

Modern mdzs au that's pretty chill except:

Everyone thinks wwx listens to goth/metal music while lwj listens to traditional/jazz music except in reality its the complete opposite.

Aris when he was escaping the maze with group B -

Op you've meet a genius

I work retail, and yesterday I pulled up a customer's rewards account to see his name listed as "Jim Kirk."

I said, "Cool name."

"Thanks," he said. "Want to see my ID?"

He pulled out a Star Fleet identification card with a picture of Captain Kirk on it.

"My name is Jim Kirk and I'm from Iowa," he told me. "I'm invisible online."

Angry relatives are the best weapons

Peak character design is when mdzs artists draw postcanon!wwx a bit chubby, like yes! Lwj spoiling his husband, 10/10, Top tier, Give me more.