If Only My Ancestors Had Been Fortunate Enough To Marry Into The Branch Of The Bacteria Family That Could

[Cueball and Beret Guy walk up a grassy hill.]

[They continue and reach the summit.]
Beret Guy: I learned something today.
Beret Guy: I went on one of those family tree sites and kept clicking back, and it turns out I'm related to stromatolites!

Cueball: The bacterial mats?
Beret Guy: Yeah! A few billion years back, on my mitochondria's side.

Beret Guy: My Archaean ancestors absorbed some bacteria that were cousins of stromatolites. That's how I got mitochondria.
Cell nuclei, too.

Cueball: I think there are still living stromatolites. You could get in touch.
Beret Guy: Nah, they're probably busy. I don't want to bother them. 

Cueball: So what are you going to do with this knowledge? Nothing?
Beret Guy: Lying on a hill in the warm sun is an old family tradition.

If only my ancestors had been fortunate enough to marry into the branch of the bacteria family that could photosynthesize, like all my little green cousins here.

Stromatolites [Explained]

Transcript Under the Cut

[Cueball and Beret Guy, seen from a far in silhouette are walking up a grassy hill.]

[They continue walking up the hill, reaching its grassy summit. Now with a standard white background. Beret Guy is a bit ahead of Cueball.] Beret Guy: I learned something today. Beret Guy: I went on one of those family tree sites and kept clicking back, and it turns out I'm related to stromatolites!

[Closeup on Cueball. Beret Guy's reply comes off-panel from a starburst on the right edge of the panel.] Cueball: The bacterial mats? Beret Guy [off-panel]: Yeah! A few billion years back, on my mitochondria's side.

[Cueball and Beret Guy standing on the top of the grassy hill facing each other. Berety Guy holding a hand out towards Cueball.] Beret Guy: My Archaean ancestors absorbed some bacteria that were cousins of stromatolites. That's how I got mitochondria. Beret Guy: Cell nuclei, too.

[Cueball is standing behind Beret Guy who is now sitting down in the grass leaning back on one arm with the other arm resting on his bend knee.] Cueball: I think there are still living stromatolites. You could get in touch. Beret Guy: Nah, they're probably busy. I don't want to bother them.

[Cueball is sitting behind Beret Guy who is now lying down, both again shown in silhouette from a far, revealing they are on the top of the grassy hill.] Cueball: So what are you going to do with this knowledge? Nothing? Beret Guy: Lying on a hill in the warm sun is an old family tradition.

More Posts from Lifereborn and Others

1 year ago
Research Articles Explained | Credit: XKCD

research articles explained | credit: XKCD

Types of Scientific Paper
xkcd
Types of Scientific Paper
2 months ago

plants love being polyploid its one of their favorite things to be

10 months ago

Did you know! Elephant Seals are negatively buoyant, which means that they sink naturally in the water, but have to use energy to swim back up. This means that they are able to save 18-24% of their energy on a dive compared to having to actively swim down. This descent is so effective that they can actually fall asleep on the way down! They are also officially described as "falling like a leaf". Have a look at the cool diagram below that I pulled from one of my university lectures that I went to a few years ago.

Did You Know! Elephant Seals Are Negatively Buoyant, Which Means That They Sink Naturally In The Water,

ID: a diagram of the descent pattern of an elephant seal. There are three axes (depth, distance west and distance south) showing the distances from the release point in metres. There is a coloured scale showing the speed of the descent, and a spiral made up of coloured dots that show the route.

6 months ago
Plant Immune System Part 3

Plant Immune System Part 3

The plant immune system is the topic of my PhD thesis, which I'm currently writing following several years of lab-based research as a PhD student at Imperial College London under the supervision of Professor Colin Turnbull.

Here's an introduction to my research, which focused on how certain plants defend themselves against aphids.

Aphids are an important insect pest that threaten agriculture worldwide. As we learned in the previous post, plant resistance (R) genes control resistance to specific pests and pathogens through interaction with effectors from the invaders. Since examples of R gene-dependent aphid resistance have been documented in different plant species, aphid-specific R genes may enable the development of resistant crops.

In the model plant Medicago truncatula, there are some varieties that are resistant to aphids and other varieties that are susceptible to Pea Aphids (Acyrthosiphon pisum). Whether the plant is resistant also depends on the variety of aphid. In my project, the A17 plant is resistant to PS01 aphids but not to N116 aphids, while the DZA plant is susceptible to both aphid varieties.

What is the key difference in the resistant versus susceptible plants? Resistant A17 plants have a portion of their genome “Resistance to Acyrthosiphon pisum 1” (RAP1) which determines resistance to PS01 aphids, but the genes controlling the defence response and physiological defence mechanisms remain unknown. Two candidate R genes located in RAP1, designated “RAP1A” and “RAP1B”, may control resistance.

My main objective in my PhD project has been to determine whether RAP1A and RAP1B control aphid resistance, and to investigate the RAP1-mediated defence response. I look forward to sharing the findings in publications and in talks next year!

Image credit: Original diagram by Katia Hougaard with images from the Turnbull Lab.

#katia_plantscientist#science#biology#research#plants#botany#plantbiology#phdproject#plantbiology#plantscience#sciencecommunication#diagrams#phd#imperialcollegelondon#phdthesis#medicago#aphid#plantimmunesystem#pestsandpathogens#plantpathology#womeninscience#plantbiologist

10 months ago

for real though imagine being one of the first botanists to study fern and lycophyte sex and you put the sex water (the water in which they are having sex bc they love it soooooo much) under the microscope and theyre cranking out these damn Doohickies that swim like people sperm.... what is going On down there

1 week ago
New Toy

New Toy

(repost because I wanted to fix something)

  • wherehealthcare
    wherehealthcare liked this · 1 week ago
  • childofsunday
    childofsunday reblogged this · 3 weeks ago
  • tangentiallly
    tangentiallly reblogged this · 3 weeks ago
  • tyriantybalt
    tyriantybalt reblogged this · 4 weeks ago
  • tranny-sylvania
    tranny-sylvania liked this · 4 weeks ago
  • teleportationmagic
    teleportationmagic reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • urlocallesbiab
    urlocallesbiab liked this · 1 month ago
  • whatthedip
    whatthedip liked this · 1 month ago
  • renninflight
    renninflight liked this · 1 month ago
  • myqueenmarceline
    myqueenmarceline liked this · 1 month ago
  • basilthefourth
    basilthefourth reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • awhiterose
    awhiterose liked this · 1 month ago
  • meso-mijali
    meso-mijali reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • is-this-where-the-line-starts
    is-this-where-the-line-starts liked this · 1 month ago
  • ilovedthestars
    ilovedthestars liked this · 1 month ago
  • emilyelizabethfowl
    emilyelizabethfowl reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • emilyelizabethfowl
    emilyelizabethfowl liked this · 1 month ago
  • specialagentartemis
    specialagentartemis liked this · 1 month ago
  • elexuscal
    elexuscal reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • killjillthegreat
    killjillthegreat liked this · 1 month ago
  • llewellynz
    llewellynz reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • adoraborous
    adoraborous liked this · 1 month ago
  • n0-1-important
    n0-1-important liked this · 1 month ago
  • theetherealraphael
    theetherealraphael liked this · 1 month ago
  • iamjojobean
    iamjojobean liked this · 1 month ago
  • qoqogak
    qoqogak reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • zackariasfaa
    zackariasfaa liked this · 1 month ago
  • summonerluna
    summonerluna liked this · 1 month ago
  • spider-droid
    spider-droid reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • wordwelder
    wordwelder liked this · 1 month ago
  • filletedfennysnake
    filletedfennysnake reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • filletedfennysnake
    filletedfennysnake liked this · 1 month ago
  • temporalfool
    temporalfool reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • temporalfool
    temporalfool liked this · 1 month ago
  • pikaboops
    pikaboops liked this · 1 month ago
  • xfulcrumx
    xfulcrumx liked this · 1 month ago
  • cooking-with-hailstones
    cooking-with-hailstones reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • cooking-with-hailstones
    cooking-with-hailstones liked this · 1 month ago
  • amemait
    amemait reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • just-a-random-nerd
    just-a-random-nerd reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • the-dishes-need-doing
    the-dishes-need-doing reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • irisensata
    irisensata liked this · 1 month ago
  • toasterabyte
    toasterabyte liked this · 1 month ago
  • kyrathor
    kyrathor reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • kyrathor
    kyrathor liked this · 1 month ago
  • chilope
    chilope liked this · 1 month ago
  • stainlesssteellocust
    stainlesssteellocust liked this · 1 month ago
  • therandominternetperson
    therandominternetperson reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • blackicecream975
    blackicecream975 reblogged this · 1 month ago
  • blackicecream975
    blackicecream975 liked this · 1 month ago
lifereborn - The Life Weavers retreat
The Life Weavers retreat

Scientist, scholar, hapless train wreck all wrapped into one neurotic package.

71 posts

Explore Tumblr Blog
Search Through Tumblr Tags