AU Where Everything Is Fine. Lucifer Never Had Problems With His Family, And Michael Never Thought That

Spontaneous headcanon inspired by this photo of Jamie Bower (‘cause he looks exactly like teen/young Lucifer, change my mind)

• All Lucifer’s jeans are ripped on his knees. • Everyone are making fun of him because of this fact, dean (who is somehow Michaels friend in this AU, don’t blame me) tries to make his jokes as dirty as possible. • And, of course, he still wear them even when they look like literal shit. • On that times Michael makes him to go to the store with him and buy a new one. • What Lucifer absolutely hates. • Because what the point, if he can’t keep it safe even for a few weeks. • Nobody really knows how his knees became ripped so fast and so often. • Sometimes, even Lucifer. • So, when he comes back home in his one-week-new jeans but with a solid hole on one knee, he tries to pass his way through the family room to the stair as fast as he can. • As he always do when things like this happens. • But, like all times before, Michael notices and stops him. • And that’s Lucifer’s time to protect himself in the way, based on his mood. • He turns to his brother with adorable excusing smile and look at him with the most innocent way he only could achieve. • And everyone who’s witnessing it can hear “something’s wrong? Oh, jeans, yeah, you know, long story, not my fault, the idea was yours, I told you that it sucks, you won’t lecture me while everyone’s watching, will you?” • Or he turns to Michael with tired look with do-I-look-like-I-give-a-fuck face. • And in that way everyone can feel Lucifer’s telepathic hissing “Nah, c’mon, Mike, we all knew that it’ll happen, do it, reprehend me and I’ll go to my room, but try to tell me something I don’t know” • In any of those ways Michael will just cross his arms and gave Lucifer that disappointed-but-not-surprised sight. • And smirks with a breathy chuckle while looking at Lucy’s knee. • Because everyone in this house know what happens when Lucifer gets a new jeans. • So Lucifer huffs and joins them in the family room. • In his new ripped jeans.

AU: During the hunt with John, Dean, in search of information about their new case, came to the local library, where he meet Cas - pretty young librarian.

You left me broken You tried to make me think That the blame was all on me With the pain you put me through And now I know that it's not me it's you. idea 

Random Internet Person: *Likes my post*

Me: You

Me: You liked my post??

Me: *Voice cracks* thaNK YOU

Me: NOW I MUST GO TO YOUR BLOG AND LIKE ALL OF YOUR POSTS

Random Internet Person: UhM…

Random Internet Person: *Slowly unlikes my post*

Hey, Morga! Morga, Muriel is coming! Oh, no, she can’t hear us, she’s wearing AirPods!

(We just need more of this, admit it.)

I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR ARCHANGELS

you know you’ve read too much fanfic when you start questioning whether something is canon or something you read

I'm sorry for this but dear lord I might end up sending multiple asks like that last one because all your AUs are perfect and skdkjwkxokde but I'd never write anything of it without permission because it's tOo perfect to be pirated. Also idk if your a writer too lmao. Anyways heads up for that and sorry and also if it's annoying I'll leave you alone.

And, oh my god, I can't just leave it in my inbox, 'cause, oh, you are too cute, and it's really nice.And, be sure, you're not annoying.Oh, I think, I'm crying.

AU: Lucifer is getting nightmares and can’t sleep at night, so Michael calms him every night.

“Will you be my boyfriend, Michael?” The guy laughs and kneels before his brother. “God, Lucifer, shut up, I’m not going to be involved in your stupid game!” “Oh, come on, do not be so boring, it’s only for Gabe and just for a couple of days. Nobody else will know. ” Lucifer folds his hands in a pray gesture. “Oh, okay, but only for a few days, and only because I love you.” Michael rolls his eyes and laughs too. Or AU where Michael and Lucifer not in love with each other, just play a relationship to annoy their little brother. But the show, which was supposed to end after a few days, dragged on for a much longer time. Carried away by that game, full of passion, Lucifer does not immediately realize that he really fell in love with his older brother. And he was never so sure that his feelings can not be mutual.