Dick 9 Times Out Of 10 Failing To Hide A Severe Injury From The Rest Of The Batfam Because Without Fail

Dick 9 times out of 10 failing to hide a severe injury from the rest of the batfam because without fail when he’s tired or drugged or generally not firing on all cylinders his native accent comes out as thick as the day he met Bruce.

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Bruce: Dick come down for a check up I saw you take that hit for Tim.

Dick, halfway towards the cave exit and still going, in the quietest voice possible: im fine

Bruce: Say squirrel and you can leave.

Dick:

Bruce:

Jason:

Tim:

Damien:

Dick: …skweeerrehl.

Jason: Get him boys.

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1 month ago

Screen rant and CBR have m the worst articles ever. They’ll say something like DC just confirmed Nightwing is actually a terrible leader and then their reasoning is something stupid like “He asked a team member to stay behind because she was emotionally compromised, meaning he doesn’t trust his teammates!” or Tim Drake was the weakest Robin and this comic confirms it! And the evidence is just Tim getting the flu or something.


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3 months ago

The other day on TikTok I saw someone say that Tim is the only Robin Jason considers his brother and that’s just??? Not true??? So here are some moments between Dick and Jason to prove!

The Other Day On TikTok I Saw Someone Say That Tim Is The Only Robin Jason Considers His Brother And
The Other Day On TikTok I Saw Someone Say That Tim Is The Only Robin Jason Considers His Brother And
The Other Day On TikTok I Saw Someone Say That Tim Is The Only Robin Jason Considers His Brother And

I tried to find some stuff on Damian and Jason but I couldn’t find much other than that panel where Damian tricks Jason by hugging him. Please DC let them have some sort of moment, I beg.

Honestly I do love the dynamic between Tim and Jason but a lot of it IS fanon! While I would love for their relationship to be better explored it lacks the depth that I feel Dick and Jason have (only because I feel like we don’t get enough of them in canon) Honestly Tim just needs character development. Let him age PLEASE.


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3 months ago

I dont think he wants help Bruce…

I Dont Think He Wants Help Bruce…
3 weeks ago

we did it! we beat the yuri on ice allegations!!

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3 months ago
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What’s left of the Graysons when their act fall apart ?

(Have I ever said how much I love Mary Grayson ? Because I love her so much.

Also in my mind she’s a blondie gitana who speaks Spanish (maybe castillan even), French and Caló (gitans’ language though it might have a different name))

2 months ago

How long is DC planning on pretending they’re not going to bring Alfred back. Like you guys never keep people dead, don’t start now. It’s been like 5 years


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1 month ago

Big fan of the Reverse Robins AU because not only does Dick Grayson deserve a break from his eldest daughter syndrome but also imagine Dick Grayson as the baby of the family? He’d have them all wrapped around his finger.


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1 month ago

I’m reading The New Teen Titans and I keep getting confused because I can’t stop reading H.I.V.E as HIV


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2 months ago

I literally can't take it anymore. I need to get this out of my system. This is a hate-rant about why almost every single thing Tom Taylor has written is wrong.

First and foremost is the bimbofication of Dick Grayson. Tom Taylor loves to write him like this idiot who doesn't think at all. Being cheerful does not mean being dumb.

I Literally Can't Take It Anymore. I Need To Get This Out Of My System. This Is A Hate-rant About Why

Nightwing (2016) Issue #79

"You seem unusually contemplative"? All Dick does is contemplate!

I Literally Can't Take It Anymore. I Need To Get This Out Of My System. This Is A Hate-rant About Why

Nightwing (1996) Issue #3

His mind is always running!

I Literally Can't Take It Anymore. I Need To Get This Out Of My System. This Is A Hate-rant About Why

Nightwing (2011) Issue #13

I Literally Can't Take It Anymore. I Need To Get This Out Of My System. This Is A Hate-rant About Why

Nightwing (2016) Issue #38

I just picked a random issue from all of these comics and in every single one of these, Dick's planning, thinking, and strategising constantly.

Tom Taylor literally treats him like he's stupid or something.

Also the degradation of his abilities

I Literally Can't Take It Anymore. I Need To Get This Out Of My System. This Is A Hate-rant About Why

Nightwing (2016) Issue #79

A vigilante for 20 years. Who has faced assassins, hitmen, psychos, surprise attacks, metas, and you're telling me he didn't know that a untrained kid snuck up and stole from him?

He forgot who he was, he didn't forget where he lived! Even when he was Ric Grayson, Dick had procedural memory. His battle instincts stayed with him.

I Literally Can't Take It Anymore. I Need To Get This Out Of My System. This Is A Hate-rant About Why

Nightwing (2016) Issue #52

"Then...I didn't even know what I was doing. I took him down--took him apart in seconds."

This man is a vigilante machine when he was amnesic. Why the heck would Dick ever let his guard down?

His robin reference

I Literally Can't Take It Anymore. I Need To Get This Out Of My System. This Is A Hate-rant About Why

Nightwing (2016) Issue #92

Even Bruce in Batman: Hush has said it-Dick was the best. His skills were the best of anyone he's witnessed which is one of the reasons why Bruce let him be Robin in the first place.

This scene is so wrong that there's a robin scene that came out before this in direct opposition of this Tom Taylor Shitshow.

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I Literally Can't Take It Anymore. I Need To Get This Out Of My System. This Is A Hate-rant About Why

Robin & Batman Issue #1

This was actually pre-robin. Bruce had him do a solo-trial run to see his skill before he made him Robin and this was the result. Compare that to Tom Taylor's scene and the result is humiliating. For Taylor.

Tom Taylor's version of trying to show that Dick loves the people comes off as him hating crime-fighting. RIP the whole Robin firing drama and Nightwing birth i guess.

I Literally Can't Take It Anymore. I Need To Get This Out Of My System. This Is A Hate-rant About Why

Nightwing (2016) Issue #79

"We could have avoided all of this if we'd just stayed in and eaten kibble."

I Literally Can't Take It Anymore. I Need To Get This Out Of My System. This Is A Hate-rant About Why

Nightwing (1996) Issue #3

Dick would rather die than stop crime-fighting. After Blockbuster's first attempt, his life was hanging on by a thread and he still continued crime fighting.

I Literally Can't Take It Anymore. I Need To Get This Out Of My System. This Is A Hate-rant About Why

Nightwing (1996) Issue #91

After Blockbuster blew up his apartment, this is the single-minded determination Dick had to continue crime-fighting. This is him at one of the worst lows of his life but he refused to give up but now? He has everything and Dick wants to stop the murder of a child to stay inside and eat kibble which - what the heck? I know he's seen as a happy character but him fighting dog-food desirable is too far!

Also the idiocy of which Tom Taylor had Barbara calling the cops in Bludhaven for a stolen wallet. Newsflash! This isn't her first rodeo here.

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Nightwing (2016) Issue #81

vs

I Literally Can't Take It Anymore. I Need To Get This Out Of My System. This Is A Hate-rant About Why

Nightwing (2016) Issue #24

I Literally Can't Take It Anymore. I Need To Get This Out Of My System. This Is A Hate-rant About Why

Nightwing (2011) Issue #23

Given how Dick's easily defeated enhanced metas and "very good" fighters, him falling down the stairs is a little to absolutely impossible to believe.

Another I love about Dick that Tom Taylor deciminates is his grace. Dick is the most graceful person in DC. His balance easily matches Selina's enhanced cat powers.

But yet. You have.

I Literally Can't Take It Anymore. I Need To Get This Out Of My System. This Is A Hate-rant About Why

Nightwing (2016) Issue #83

I Literally Can't Take It Anymore. I Need To Get This Out Of My System. This Is A Hate-rant About Why

Nightwing (2011) Issue #23

yeah. okay.

Taylor's motorbike scenes of Dick make me so mad. The boy is a pro at crazy. It's one of his best traits because he does the wildest stunts and he pulls it off.

I Literally Can't Take It Anymore. I Need To Get This Out Of My System. This Is A Hate-rant About Why

Nightwing (2016) Issue #93

I Literally Can't Take It Anymore. I Need To Get This Out Of My System. This Is A Hate-rant About Why
I Literally Can't Take It Anymore. I Need To Get This Out Of My System. This Is A Hate-rant About Why
I Literally Can't Take It Anymore. I Need To Get This Out Of My System. This Is A Hate-rant About Why
I Literally Can't Take It Anymore. I Need To Get This Out Of My System. This Is A Hate-rant About Why

Nightwing (1996) Issue #86

He lands on his feet. He grabbed a villain mid-air, crashed into a window, and was perfectly fine. Actually no, he's not fine because he's worried about his bike's paint job.

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I Literally Can't Take It Anymore. I Need To Get This Out Of My System. This Is A Hate-rant About Why

Nightwing (2011) Issue #24

He just sailed over a whole crowd of people and started kicking butt like what he just did wasn't extraordinary - which for him is just another tuesday.

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Nightwing (2016) Issue #95

yeah, tell 'er Dick.

He doesn't need someone to hold his bike.

One of the worst things in Taylor's run is how Blockbuster went down. It suddenly reminded me of Selina's stupid ideology which is why I think I got so ticked off.

I Literally Can't Take It Anymore. I Need To Get This Out Of My System. This Is A Hate-rant About Why
I Literally Can't Take It Anymore. I Need To Get This Out Of My System. This Is A Hate-rant About Why
I Literally Can't Take It Anymore. I Need To Get This Out Of My System. This Is A Hate-rant About Why

Nightwing (2016) Issue #96

Blockbusters' thugs loyalty to him isn't a make it or break it deal. He's one of strongest criminal organisations and the knowledge that he owns one of the worst prisons that he could easily put his underlings into would've instilled fear into his thugs, not freedom. Furthermore Blockbuster takes good care of his people that don't piss him off. He teamed up with Nightwing in the scarecrow era in Nightwing (2016) because someone was messing with his people. He's extremely intelligent and superstrong, and he's not just going to be brought down by the knowledge that he owns a prison. It's Bludhaven. If he didn't, then there would be something suspicious given that he runs the city. It's the way Taylor dumbs down Bludhaven's villains that gets to me. Imagine him writing Batman (2016). It's like saying, "yeah the Joker was just a little misguided but he found the right way again after a stern talking to by Batman."

Nightwing is a big name.

When Dick first came to Bludhaven, one of the police officers was like we don't want your crazy here or something. Also Bludhaven loves Nightwing. They want him.

So why is everyone pretending like they don't know who he is?

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Nightwing (2016) Issue #90

The police, the citizens, the villains-all of them. Dick fought Brutale and beat the crap out of him way back in 1996 comic. He's a Bludhaven regular. Just because Dick forgot who he was doesn't mean anyone else forgot him. Amnesia doesn't work that way.

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Nightwing (2016) Issue #54

A whole team of Nightwings were formed during Dick's amnesic period because of how badly he was needed and missed. It's almost like the Tom Taylor run is set in an alternate universe.

I ran out of image space but what the absolute fiddlesticks is up with Dick being scared to jump. It better be a manipulation tactic but at this point I think Tom Taylor doesn't even know that Dick is manipulative.

3 weeks ago

If comfort show, why not comfort shaped?


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