Me When I See Another Tiny Pathetic Cartoon Man With A Big Chest And Tiny Waist And Sharp Teeth And A

zuko is already a hilarious character but he becomes even funnier if you give him a crush on sokka

not now sweetie someone mischaracterized mike wheeler

still thinking about hugo and varian meeting a few years earlier.

like, maybe hugo ran away from donella, maybe he just decided to go off on his own for a little bit and she let him

but somehow he ends up in old corona right after the water tanks explode. comes across varian cleaning it up and thinks ‘hey here’s a sucker who might have some spare coin to steal from.’

tries to start up conversation

Hugo: oh man, must suck to be the guy who caused this mess.

Varian: …you’re looking at him. and yeah. it does.

and hugo is instantly intrigued bc hey? this kid did all this? he’s impressed, even if it did blow up, the technology in the bits that remain seems so detailed. they talk as hugo get roped into helping him, and the guy is just so animated and nerdy and outgoing.

eventually night falls and hugo is like ‘shit i have to get to an inn or a barn or something.’ and varian realizes that he’s a traveler

he excitedly grabs his arm and just drags him back to his place

Varian: DAD! Dad can my new friend stay here, his name is hugo and he helped me clean up!

bc varian just thinks everyone is his friend at that point in his life. hugo gets to stay, quirin is pleased that varian found someone to talk to, and hugo is slowly falling more and more for this awkward lil guy

when the Bad Shit goes down, he’s there by his side, and probably makes things worse tbh bc he tells varian that he came from a place where people were treated like trash, thought he could escape it, but all kingdoms are the same and he doesn’t want what happened to him to happen to Varian

promises that no matter what varian does, he’s going to help him fix this. they’re going to stick together through thick and thin

and then oop attempted regicide

“i thought you hated straight couples??”

how DARE YOU assume i would EVER mean them

2024 the year of toxic old man yaoi

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what do you mean she's watching hannibal for victorious research purposes???

shit took me over an hour but look at my boys bc i refuse to accept robin is dead. like wdym finneys all alone?? nah he has his very alive boyfriend

EVERYONE IS ALIVE AND WELL IZUKU WILL HAVE HIS ARMS BACK ITS GONNA BE FINE

bakugo katsuki kacchan through the years