“i Thought You Hated Straight Couples??”

ody x polites is just lams ancient greek au

When I’m trying to hunt EO’s from jail but the roommate I killed won’t stop haunting me

SOMEBODY MAKE A STUCKY EDIT TO WYFILWMA RIGHT NOW

who else is back here .

I've noticed that people have started spreading the 1992 Good Omens script around. Please don't. If you've got it up, please take it down. There's a mess of serious and real legalities involved, and I don't want to have to start being a dick and asking for copyright takedowns and all of that, and I don't want to have to regret letting it out into the world. Just take it down, unshare, delete links. Thank you.

Alex and Magnus have absolutely dressed as Crowley and Aziraphale as a couple's costume. Genderfluid with snake tattoo and glowy guy who is canonically a Doctor Who nerd (< definitely loves David Tennant). Just. You know they have.

Neither the most powerful villain that ever existed nor even death could keep Bakugo Katsuki away from Midoriya Izuku.

I still can't believe this is canon.

my favorite hc is that penelope was told by the ladies in waiting to go and stay in her room and not to come out for anyone

and she hears screams and whatnot and is like oh fuck now theyve done it, the suitors are gonna destroy the place

only to hear the screams lessen in volume and being like ? are they killing each other?

but then she hears a scream clear as day "THIS WILL BE YOUR FATE" and she's like🧍‍♀️no fuckin shot my husband is down there on a murder spree

and she immediately starts pacing back and forth like "LADIES HELP ME PREPARE I NEED TO LOOK DIVINE" and it's a full makeover sequence

and they're posing her and being like "hold on, tilt your chin up a little bit, turn to the side like 12 degrees- BOOM my lady you are serving such cunt"

and then they hear odysseus' loud ass steps going up the stairs and all the ladies scatter while penelope tries to look nonchalant like "AHEM....😳 is it you? have my prayers been answered?"

i thought this would fit them

I feel like we as a community moved on from this image way too quickly. like are you kidding me?? the wink!?! BYLERS I'M AFRAID WE WILL NEVER LEARN WHAT IT'S LIKE TO LOSE!!!