Like-luke-likes - Like-Luke-Likes

Everyone in Southern USA: Yep, average winter, put on a sweater maybe. I felt a slight breeze, maybe it's time for a hat.

Everyone in Northern USA: WHAT iS THis wARmTH??? Now???? WHaT iS goINg ON. THe End iS NyE, WHY CaN I See GRAsS, I CaN GO OuT WIthOut 10 CoatS oN aNd NOt DiE???? WHERE. THE. FUCK. IS. THE. SNOW.

Darkness

horn

guide to new meme:

the snake/snail memes formed separately, so they have different formats. with snake, the full phrase goes first, but with snail, the shortened phrase goes first with the full version in parentheses. basically it’s “snake people, or sneeple” vs “sneeple (snail people)”

meme professor in 2050: who can give me an example of Meme Death?

meme student: *raises hand* on february 28 2016 the leonardo dicaprio meme died after a a prolific 25 year run

Why are colds like

One Nostril: I’m cool

Other Nostril: They have taken the bridge and the second hall. We have barred the gates but cannot hold them for long. The ground shakes, drums… drums in the deep. We cannot get out. A shadow lurks in the dark. We can not get out… they are coming.

This is so vile and sinister.

My people stay safe, a Nike marketing gimmick is not worth your life