Whoah, I Always Read It As “peep”, As If It Were A Strange Version Of Pete. Pronunciation Of Internet

THEY DID NOT

seen on my face book feed(Anti-vaccination, modern)

#tbt messy 6 yr old Rapunzel concept art

i really don’t know what a fortnite dance is. i see a little fella doing a dance i’m like “rock on” no idea where he learned it. don’t care. his moves are fuckin raw 

judge: yes plaintiff what are u suing for?

me: fraud. your honor how she gone be fine as hell wit no tagged/me

judge: dam u right this hoe wildn case closed

COMING SOON [speakers blow out] TO OWN ON DVD [children scramble for the remote] AND VIDEO CASSETTE [atomic bomb explodes in living room]

incredibly powerful slavic energies here

BILL? RICK? STAN!

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”