All You Cisphobes Need To Sit The Fudge Down

Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing:

Ron is 12 years old.

Ron stole a car.

Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE.

I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? That’s what I thought. Bitch.

Oh yes Taylor Swift profiting off the gays ™ Again. Please.

dont mean to sound like a Swiftie ™ but why be mad when you can be glaad that Taylor who’s the biggest popstar in the world rn with a massive following actually gave prominent LGBT icons a platform.. the music video really showcased the gay spirit and apparently donations for GLAAD spiked when the single got released so it seems most of the proceeds will go to the charity. also, she advocates for the Equality Act and even put it at the end of her video. she encourages viewers to engage in politics and write to their senators. the video is in good spirits and the song has a good message. i’m gay and tbh i really dont see why we should make this experience something negative when the pros outweigh its problematic aspects. also, Hayley Kiyoko is openly gay and is in the music video so there’s an LGBT artist you can check out if you wanna support gay artists

So my brother and I were best friends growing up. He was hilarious and we got into all kinds of trouble. I still can’t believe some of the shit we got away with. Anyway I guess he had a nervous breakdown one day and accidentally killed a guy. I saw what happened and it totally wasn’t his fault. But he ran away, ranting about how his entire life was a lie or something. Turns out, he was adopted and our parents never told us. I didn’t hear from him for a few years after that. Then he just shows up at this party I’m having. He’s totally grown out his beard like some kind of mountain man. But whatever, my brother is back! So I welcome him home and he pulls this snake out of nowhere. Like, an actual snake. So I try to play it cool. Knowing my brother, this has got to be some kind of practical joke. But my buddies flip out and next thing I know, they pull out some snakes too. I’m thinking, I have to get this under control before this turns into a goddamn reptile show. But before I can say anything, my brother’s snake eats their snakes, which, okay, I guess that improves the situation? So I take my brother aside and ask him what prank he’s trying to pull. That’s when he gets all serious. He reminds me that our dad did some pretty shady stuff, which wasn’t really that big of a deal to me but I guess it was to him. He tells me to check my privilege or some shit and that I should let his people go and anyway that’s how I lost my brother to social justice.

*whsiper*

mario odyssey….

Is it ever okay to rip your shirt off at work?

Beulah W. Miner, Human Tactics Strategist

I was giving a talk at a business conference in Las Vegas last week when I got asked a very interesting question: “Is it ever okay to rip your clothes off at work? And if so, when?”

It’s a fascinating question, and one that can be answered in a lot of different ways depending on the situation—your relationship with your coworkers, whether there are any cameras on you, and whether you expect to be called out by some punk loser later on that day. That last one is a major sticking point. It’s bad news brown if you rip your shirt before you’re ready for your big meeting.

After pausing for a few seconds to lick my lips and look around at the audience, I said that when it comes to ripping off your clothes at work, always be respectful of the big boss man’s rules. But now that I have time to elaborate, here are three things I’ve learned from years of pushing my chest through shirts:

Never tear off any clothes while walking through a cloud of smoke, always make sure the camera has a clear line of sight. 

Remember that you only have one shirt, so save it till the end of your speech for dramatic effect.

Avoid having a shirt around your neck if your co-presenter is known for atomic drops—it could quickly become a choking hazard.

The fact of the matter is, there are tag teams that really embrace shirt ripping and tag teams where it just doesn’t make sense. One team I worked with would throw chairs, smash people into posts, and spin each other around by their ankles—just to make their point. But what worked for them doesn’t work for everyone. They got results, and at the end of the day, that’s what matters in the wrestling business. Whether you shred your shirts or press them, the important thing is to know your team and know your opponent. 

refreshing tumblr today like

Has anyone seen Jurassic World and noticed how goddamn darker Chris Pratt is?

He went from this

to this

and this

Like if you want men of color as your action stars IDK MAYBE HIRE MEN OF COLOR? BUT STOP WITH THE BROWNFACE.

THIS IS COMING FROM SOMEONE WHO NORMALLY LOVES CHRIS PRATT.