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the difference between homeschoolers and publicschoolers

publicschoolers: ready for this text post, not fearful at all

homeschoolers: already worried for the possibility of an upcoming roast

freakishly relatable

That relatable moment when you’re trying to watch a movie with your friends, but your older brother can’t find his 1 knitting needle so he keeps shaking the couch and it’s really distracting.

The Way Home, 1909, Yuli Yulievich Klever

I call the game, Real Ray, or Fake Ray? I will say a phrase. You tell me if I made it up, or if it’s something that Captain Holt actually said in real life, to an actual human being.

What if when birbs took flight, they absorbed their legs like planes do with landing gear

there they go

The Aztecs after realizing Hernan Cortes wasn’t their beloved god Quetzalcoatl, but rather Spanish conquistadors thirsty for gold and territory

humans in transformers don’t fuck

He’s tripping on acid

what if there were professional text post critics