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remember twilight and how edward and bella couldn’t do it bc edward was afraid he’d fuck her to death?

Next time you’re stuck inside on a freezing day, try a craft that’s fun for the whole family: Baby Fluid Jar!

Supplies: packet of plastic babies glycerin distilled water small jar

Directions: 1. Fill your jar nearly to the top with distilled water 2. Add a baby to the liquid. Your baby should sink to the bottom of the jar. If not, you bought a shitty baby. Find a baby made of denser plastic. 3. Add a lil splash of glycerin 4. Close the jar and shake to mix 5. Check to see if baby is suspended in the middle of the fluid (like the jar on the left in the second pic) 6. If baby is still at the bottom, repeat steps 3-5 until baby is suspended 7. If baby gets stuck floating at the top (like the jar on the right in the second pic), you’ve made the fluid too dense. Add more water until baby is suspended 8. Fuckin baby fluid jar !!! 9. Swirl that shit 10. Whirlpool baby 11. So fast

what if there were professional text post critics

Wisdom from Sherm Cohen by way of Character Design References!

when you’re trying to write and your last two functioning brain cells start yelling at each other

“Batman has more than one son,“ I say into the mic.

The crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

“She’s right,” I hear. I look around for the owner of the voice. There in the fifth row, he stands: Bruce Wayne himself.

tumblr is killing anybody who psts audio files. im not joking it happened to me. they sent assassins but i was too adept at melee combat