I Just Don’t Get Why They Would Put Bees In Apples And Base A Whole Restaurant Around It? :

the main theme of the 2005 movie robots: capitalism leads to uniformity, crushing of innovation and creativity, and the killing off of the poor who cant afford to live

the rest of robots: look at this robots gigantic ASS

i wonder if u can teach a orangutan how to use a iPhone

im watching this at 1am and crying . for real

wow. i can’t believe tomorrow is christmas.

some dude got decked for looking like shia labeouf and so shia labeouf sent him the best voicemail of all time

Everyone in Southern USA: Yep, average winter, put on a sweater maybe. I felt a slight breeze, maybe it's time for a hat.

Everyone in Northern USA: WHAT iS THis wARmTH??? Now???? WHaT iS goINg ON. THe End iS NyE, WHY CaN I See GRAsS, I CaN GO OuT WIthOut 10 CoatS oN aNd NOt DiE???? WHERE. THE. FUCK. IS. THE. SNOW.

this is how you nip internalized self hatred in the bud

Never has a meme so accurately depicted my career as a marketer. Seriously, don’t go into marketing. The people you work for just suck the life out of you