Like-luke-likes - Like-Luke-Likes

Everyone in Southern USA: Yep, average winter, put on a sweater maybe. I felt a slight breeze, maybe it's time for a hat.

Everyone in Northern USA: WHAT iS THis wARmTH??? Now???? WHaT iS goINg ON. THe End iS NyE, WHY CaN I See GRAsS, I CaN GO OuT WIthOut 10 CoatS oN aNd NOt DiE???? WHERE. THE. FUCK. IS. THE. SNOW.

"I had a bad childhood"

says too much

sounds sad

people will assume things

"I come with lore"

makes you sound like a character

is cooler

people will be so distracted by the wording that they won't see how badly you've been doing

Accurate

when the hero hesitates killing the super dangerous enemy who’s had no qualms killing all of the hero’s loved ones

Grumio is coming over to say hello!

Never at the Right Time 👕by Thomas Sanders

Wasn’t iCarly that guy with the wax wings that flew into the sun and fucking got rest because same

baby boomers when they hear you say “child abuse” and they’re waiting to talk about how their parents used to beat them unconscious when they were five and that’s a good thing somehow