*lightning Strikes In Front Of Me In Public* 

FIVE OF THEM

FIVE DIFFERENT JULIANS

Kerry Callen > A Callen Parody

Here’s the orbital period of our solar system’s 8 major planets (how long it takes each to travel around the sun). Their size is to scale and their speed is accurate relative to Earth’s. The repetition of each GIF is proportional to their orbital period. Mercury takes less than 3 months to zoom around Sol, Neptune takes nearly 165 years.  

i have some issues with my past self but she was young and i forgive her my real beef is with present me what is she doing im embarrassed to even look

…what is this thing?

help, my wife is napping and i miss her but she deserves her rest

this cracked me up bc my water pipes are noisy like this too

u know what my biggest pet peeve is? when someone is like genuinely very mean to others and when they’re called out on their behavior they’re like “sorry i’m just a bitch xoxo” like yes u sure are!!!!! not something u should be proud of

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a popular blogger confesses to real, irl murder on their vent blog. a post goes around from someone called ‘bpdhamilton’ saying “hey guys bowserslefttesticle is a murderer and also hella aphobic so please dont reblog their posts :/”

me: wow i can’t believe harry potter canon ends tomorrow

my friends: wait wasn’t there like a play that had the kids in it?

me: wow i can’t believe harry potter canon ends tomorrow