Man: [singing In Spanish] Ooo… The Beeeeard Pets The Caaat… Ooo—

RPG’s be like

*me at a driving lesson*

Me: so how exactly do you do drift?

Instructor: what?

Me: you know, like the jump then you drift like in Mario kart, also where are all the item boxes?

It belongs in a museum,I think

3:06 am

Literally heard a convo at the library where a guy was telling a girl that he’s an omega and the girl telling him that she’s a beta, and my mind just did not automatically connect the context to fraternity pledge classes at all and I just whispered to myself “what the fuck?? What the fuck??”

One struggle 🫡