3:06 Am

omfg

so if in the soulmate au the very first words your soulmate ever says to you are tattooed somewhere on your body since the day you are born imagine having something like ‘man I cant believe dumbledore died’ tattooed on you. imagine being spoiled for a book series that doesnt even exist yet. imagine worrying about this dumbledore guy your whole childhood while not knowing who he is. imagine knowing dumbledore dies before jk rowling even thinks about it.

okay but watching the latest Trump meltdown is amazing since one of the primary defenses I’ve heard of his behavior is “all guys have said stuff like that”. after several years of “not all men” every time we try to talk about sexual harassment. suddenly it is, in fact, all men. that is some kermit-drinking-tea level cognitive dissonance. thank you and good night.

this is good

almost every major holiday in america is based on commercialism… 

about your fawkes the phoenixes post, i always thought fawkes was based on a secretary bird. could you draw fawkes as one? that'd be so cool

ayy you mean this post ?? and yeah actually secretary birds are kind of the body type i imagine for em anyway ! maybe

I've got like 8 hours before I've got to submit my essay,that is plenty of time.... 

but what about sleep tho

Coming Up With a Good Comeback Too Late 💭 by Thomas Sanders

“on average there are 7 people who look just like you” wtf……. those blessed souls………….. have fun bein cute