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Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony” 

and then “what if his last name was award”

and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”

emmy, tony, and oscar award

“Guardians Of The Galaxy outtake reveals a surprising dance off”

I would take you places you ain't never been before

Like Spencer’s? I’ve never been there but my friend says they have cool toys.

I saw some asshole use “cu**s” on a youtube comment and I can’t for the life of me figure out if they are trying to imply “nt” or “ck” 

let’s start discourse

shoes on in the house who cares vs shoes off upstairs vs shoes off at the door. tag urself and where you’re from or/and the main culture u follow at home

someone in my dream said “kirby is an incel” and i woke up screaming